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"Kaz hates Wylan's flute" no actually he made Wylan teach him how to play it, he told me himself

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Me to me: are padhai karo ias y-as bano desh ka nam roshan karo

Also me to me: chal chal apne kaam se kaam rakha kar

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Pride skeletons 🏳️‍🌈💗

(No reposting! Reblogging is always appreciated though!)

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i only talk to three people everyday and all of them is me

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If French is the language of Love then Hindi is the language of Sarcasm because

"where is ---?" "on my head"

"are you sleeping?" "no I'm dying"

"do you see that?" "no I'm blind"

"how are you?" "alive"

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Why is it always "Will you be my girlfriend/boyfriend?" and never "Salaame-ishq meri jaan zaraa qubool kar lo tum humse pyaar karne ki zaraa si bhool kar lo"

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enough feminist retellings where the princess saves herself from the dragon. we need more feminist retellings where the princess and the dragon are a con artist duo scamming the knights of the realm.

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When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.

In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.

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tumblr is only for people who r weird and a bit lonely and had a strange interest when they were 12 that led them here. if none of those apply to you like genuinely what is there for you here

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jesper: *sneezes*

matthias, from the balcony above: bless you

jesper: God? is that you??

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Followers : "you post a lot"

Me : bro i have no one to talk too

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HEY THIS IS IMPORTANT whats your favorite place to find drawing references?

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for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

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A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover’s once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life. Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes.

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I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

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gonna need a little more appreciation for the kids in cabins where powers are never mentioned

like c’mon. you’re telling me that hermes kids can RuN fAsT. i want a hermes kids that’s like Gwen from ben 10 and can put up glowing gold force fields

i want dionysus kids that can grow grape vines but can also mess with peoples sanity when they need too

athena is also the goddess of practical reason so athena kids should be really bloody persuasive kinda like charm speak with the aphrodite kids

hephaestus kids that can’t set themselves of fire but are just very heat resistant in general or can weld shit together with their bare hands, or can sharpen a blade edge just by running their fingers along it

hebe campers who can alter how old they appear to certain people

tyche kids who can quite literally determine anything, they can alter peoples chances at winning or losing, living or dying

these kids are the children of Gods and Goddess, no more of this

“the kids of the big three have these amazing strong powers, oh and the Apollo kids can glow, and some of the other main characters can do some cool shit” GIMME EVERYONE BEING ABLE TO DO COOL SHIT. GIMME PURE CHAOS.