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All the batkids are hyper-competent dumbasses, but none moreso than Tim Drake

Tim drake is a reverse Brucie Wayne. The media sees him as a hot, competent, prodigy genius, teenage CEO, and heir to not one but TWO fortunes.

But only the people who really know him, that he's able to trust, recognize that he is actually a pathetic wet sewer cat in the vague shape of a floppy haired moron.

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Me about the fic I'm reading: Would you believe me if I said I was reading it for the plot?

The plot: Multi-chapter, 100k+ words of nothing but filthy, filthy smut

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Anyone else feel like if Max hadn't died the scene where they fail to prank him could have been the start of a redemption arc?

Like, his reaction is so wholesome? And the part where he says that it was the nicest thing anyone had ever done for him legit made me genuinely upset when he died.

I don't know, I just think the potential was there for a redemption arc and that if NPMD was a different genre then that might actually have happened

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@cryptotheism you are everything I aspire to be

midwest transmasc t4t couple

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Honestly though, the idea of current Jason, who is fucking Built, having been absolutely teeny tiny as Robin is vastly amusing to me

Someone commented on my recent Jason post that Jason was 11 when he became robin and 11 year old aren't that small which is funny to me bc firstly Jason was 12 when he became robin and secondly that post was specifically referencing an event that happened when Jason was 15 which yeah 11 year olds aren't that small but 15 year old Jason definitely was

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Dock

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

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Bruce to the Justice League: I don't believe in aliens

The Justice League, which has multiple aliens on the team: wtf

Who believes in aliens?

Believes in aliens: Dick, Tim, Duke, Stephanie, Carrie, Bette, Selina

Doesn't believe in aliens: Jason, Damian, Cassandra, Harper, Helena, Alfred, Bruce

On the fence: Cullen, Luke

Believes in them but in a boring way like bacteria: Barbara

Believes they're smarter than to make contact with humans: Kate

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If there were any witnesses, then they can show confusion as a result of being glamoured

There are probably other things too but that's all I can think of off the top of my head

Hello fae lovers, what exactly do you think would be the best indicator of faerie activity at something like a crime scene? Please give a list if possible 🙏 🫰

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This is so fucking cool holy shit

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Let Duke cause problems on purpose!

me when choosing who shall be the chaotic one of the batfam

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Could be worse

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

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This is Jude and Cardan in tcp

I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."

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Percy probably makes Goatman jokes about Grover

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Yes

At most, it is a one-sided rivalry from Annabeth's perspective that lasts for all of five minutes before she realizes "actually he's not that bad" then continues to tease him anyway cause that's just how they are

I am sorry to all of you who say that Annabeth and Percy are 'Enemies to Lovers'... But they are not.

Annabeth didn't even hate him she just resent him a little because he got a quest and thought that she should not be friends with him because of the Athena and Poseidon rivalry. And to Percy, he was just confused the whole time.

They are friends to lovers y'all

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reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™

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Those memes about apologizing to servers for existing except it's me sending asks on tumblr