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WHY THE FUCK DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS

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was asked to make a transmasc version of the meme

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It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

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Sorry but I fucking called it 2 years ago

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i wish we got to see how the saja boys got together

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on overflowing and under-achieving. on missing the good because you’re too full of the rot. on how tightly you grab onto things, how fiercely you cry, how intensely you live because it’s the only way you can. on surviving your own explosiveness.

woobifytonysoprano / wormbus-art / carol rifka brunt / mitski / david foster wallace, lyric hunter / indigo de souza / the minds journal / the raven cycle / georgia o’keefe / the dresden dolls / lily rain / unknown, “mw” / david foster wallace / foot ox / lucille clifton / unknown journal page / richey edwards / sue zhao

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I love being annoying for funsies but if my friends continuously perceive me as annoying I will kill myself

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if you make a webcomic you will meet many kinds of commenters

THE ONE WHO TYPES IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!1!

Car/Gun/Plane guy who will critique your car/gun/plane

Carl, the cool boomer/gen-Xer who reads it with his kid/grandkid

"how long until the story is finished" or "I'll come back when there's more to read"

the ones who are always normal and good and polite and have nice conversations with each other

"actually I am a [rare profession] and [thing adjacent to my rare profession] doesn't work this way and you should have known that"

the one who only comments in gifs and memes but you understand them so it's okay

"I don't like how this character is developing so slowly on a comic that updates 1 page a week for 20 years"

the one who will always tell you exactly what you drew wrong or inconsistently between pages

the one who only ever leaves one comment but it's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to you

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If so much as walking around didn't take up all my mental energy I would be a god of death

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can you fucking imagine

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people keep reposting my comics without credit or permission so heres a dump of my comics frome my twitter @/cuptoast

do not my reposts my art, if u see one of my comics uploaded to here, it was not with my permisiions!

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Bobby :I am not saying the tabloids are right but there might be some truth that you a little bit codependent

Mira: How dare you

Rumi : I can’t believe you would say this

Zoey: Give us one example

Bobby: Well you spend 24 hours a day together and even take your holidays together , I am literally the only other person you talk to on a regular basis and half of the time you ignore me to talk to each other , you ordered a custom Alaskan King bed because and I quote “Mira likes to spread out” which leads me to believe that you are all sharing a bed , I have also seen you share a toothbrush which eww really? Come on . Also when Zoey had to have her appendix removed you insisted on holding her hands during the procedure and when the doctors refused you bought the hospital and made them let you

Rumi : She asked for one example

Mira: That’s just being a good friend Bobby

Zoey: This reminds me . I lost our toothbrush . We need to get a new one

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Sluts

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"you're disgusting" I will replace your hair with your nerves. Whose disgusting now, bitch?

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This is what I’d look like if minecraft added dog breeds btw

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can we send anon hate to landlords/brokers on listing sites. can we make that a thing