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millenial generation got a little too beaten down and miserable but im delighted to see that gen z seems to be frothing at the mouth and out for blood

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Me attempting life

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Picture this: it’s the dead of night, you’ve woken up and the powers out, it’s silent, uneasily so, you can hear your own breath, and then, from right outside your door you hear it: one loud, wet, SLAP!

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i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg” 

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Meirl

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alien comic

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English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

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the spanking debate isn’t all that complicated. you’re either ok with hitting small kids who are completely defenseless and literally at your mercy, or you’re not. supporting the first option makes you a bad and dangerous person, and unfit to be a parent, and im sorry to say but there’s no way around this, no excuses or loopholes. it is what it is

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sometimes at work donators will just leave items outside without ringing the bell

- unnerved Goodwill employee

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this is from a town in spain that in San fermines instead of bulls uses a giant ball and its so funny watching it on tumblr 

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