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Why is the United States so far behind? It’s time to #raisethewage
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MY MOM FOUND THIS OLD TOY FROM WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND IT MAKES THIS NOISE WHEN YOU SQUEEZE IT
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Watch: A boy wouldn’t stop asking her daughter out, so she recorded this — and had a great suggestion
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Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins
Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex
Can we please stop making fun of people who aren’t interested in a sexual or romantic relationship
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First Lady Michelle Obama talked about her experience with race and the media during her commencement speech at Tuskegee University. You can watch the full address here.
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um… guys… r u sure u wanna do something that tumblr user anti-feminism-pro-equality is tellin us to do
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isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
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damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
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i’m for my girls into cat sweaters and flower crowns and i’m for my girls who do drugs and want stick and poke tattoos and i’m for my girls who excel in academic settings and i’m for my girls who want to quit school and travel and i’m for my girls who want to date and i’m for my girls who want to have wild sex lives and i’m for my girls who want to wait till marriage or not have sex at all and i’m here for every single girl in between and every single girl who is none of these things or all of these things. i’m just here for my girls bruh
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Me: *messages a friend at 3am*
Friend: *responds soon after*
Me: What the fuck are you doing up go to sleep
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