ailgotissues663

[ailgotissues663]

(My) Jeff headcanons!

Sfw, and nsfw, MINORS DNI!!!

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Sfw

When someone first meets Jeff he gives them a fake name. Why? Because its funny to see them attempting to tell another Proxy what Max told them, only to discover that Max doesn't exist.

"Soo... Whats your name..?"

"Ehh.. Jeremy... Jeremy Greystone."

Jeff's room sticks, like really stinks, his beds got sheets that probably haven't been changed since the last time he got bugs, flipped out, and deep cleaned his room. Theres an assortment of soda and beer cans stacked on his dresser, along with random shit he stole (Jeff swears he'll take ol' granny's necklace to the pawn shop soon, but it'll probably just end up under his bed.)

Allergic to cats, not to the point where he'll drop dead whenever he's near them, but every other time he leaves the manor he comes back with puffy red eyes, bragging about how some fattass street cat came right up to him whenever he called it.

Once upon a time he stole a flute and actually tryed to play it. About twenty minutes in Tim got so mad he took it from Jeff and threw it across the living room.

Sometimes Jeff gets bored and trys to reopen his carved smile, (which Slender put his hard work into stitching up whenever he first became a proxy!) which results in him having painful little cuts on either side of his mouth for like... a week.

One time Jeff tryed to give himself a bellybutton pircing with a thumbtack. It worked, but he used an earring for it, and within a week it got infected.

Jeff had the best worst ICP faze, like he tryed to do juggalo makeup, but it ended up not working and melted down his face slowly. (He didn't realize until Ben started laughing uncontrollably whenever he walked into the kitchen.)

Whenever he gets mad he punches things, which ends him up in Slenderman's office having to explain why theres a fist sized dent in the fridge.

Jeff tryed to look scene, which just ended up in him wearing three different belts and so much hair spray that it refused to dry.

When he gets high with Ben they end up acting SO gay.

"I'm not gay man... But I think love you.. In a friend way.. Y'know?"

"Yeaaa... I like... Love you too, in a not gay way..."

His playlist is full with a mix of rock, metal, and scenecore shit.

Whenever he's into someone he and Ben come up with a codename for them.

"Guess what Velveeta Cheese told me..."

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♡ NSFW ♡

Whenever Jeff watches porn he goes to the sketchiest websites ever, because there the only ones that have the hardcore shit he can get off to.

Got a Prince Albert piercing, which surprisingly didn't get infected. (He thinks its the coolest thing ever)

He has three different playlist dedicated to having sex, each a different mood. Hard rock for whenever he's mad or wants to do the hardcore shit he's into. A calmer playlist for whenever he's trying to be more gentle (or when he's high). And one he's got of all his parents favorite songs, he knows its cheesy, but nonetheless it gets things going.

A sucker for petnames, for both him and his partner. He'll call them things like "Little bitch", "doll", "Princess/prince", "Love", "Mama", "pretty girl/boy", really anything that comes to mind.

He doesn't really do the whole daddy thing, but he loves being called anything degrading. Call him a bitch and he's gotta reason to go faster.

"Who's the bitch now doll.. huh..?"

Hes into softcore bondage, handcuffs or ropes on him or his partner? He melts.

He almost never lets his partner be dominant, but when he does hes a mess, begging, whining, and going on about how there gonna pay for this.

He's willing to try most kinks, really he'll do anything that gets his partner to moan harder.

Loves hair pulling, he's gonna be grabbing onto any hair his partner has, and if they do it back? Even better.

He got one of those weird kink tazers because he saw it in a couple porn videos, and he loves the thing. He adores seeing the way his partner yelps and jerks away from it, only to get shocked again just moments later.

Loves having sex while high, he'll pass the blunt over to his partner while he's ball's deep rambling about how good of a batch he'd gotten his hands on.

He's not good with aftercare but he trys his best (if he cares about his partner), rubbing little circles along their stomach, helping them get clothes on, and getting them a wet rag. (All while joking his ass off.)

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[ailgotissues663]

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𝔸𝕓𝕥 𝕞𝕖!

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19 / 4/12/06

She / They

Ail / Ally

Pansexual / Genderfluid

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Xtra:

I don't have a dni list! I simply block if I see something I don't like!

Currently obsessed with PTV, ICP and MSI ♡

Aries... I think? I donno...

Blah blah blah i already had this written out but it didn't save and idk what else to put 😒

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Currently I plan on wrighting for Creepypastas and Arcain!

I will write sfw and nsfw for 18+ characters. I will not be writing anything for characters under the age of 18, and I will not age-up.

I will not write anything to do with piss, scat, necrophilia, illegal age-gaps, or feet.

I will write non-con, but I will not include extreme violence.

Any nsfw posts will be labeled as such, and if you interact as a minor or ageless bio you will be blocked!

Masterlists are soon to come ♡

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I'll update this soon, but I rlly just wanna write Jeff headcanons rn...