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sometimes you’re hit with a friendly realization that yes, life is good. you have your comfort characters and you have archive of our own. life is actually beautiful
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running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness
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I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.
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Headcannon that due to diligently monitoring the Wayne family’s media image, Alfred is chronically online, and as such, is constantly dropping slang into conversation like-
(Over the coms)
Batman: Alfred, what’s the update on the Arkham situation?
Alfred: *Ahem* Unfortunately sir, it is as they say- ‘we’re cooked’
Collective groans from Tim, Dick, and Jason over the coms
Batman: …Huh?
Jason: *muttering* I knew I should’ve stayed outa this one…
Damian: I don’t understand, what are we cooking?
Alfred: It’s giving ‘failure era’, sir-
Dick: Damn it!
Tim: We really are cooked
Damian: What does that -?
Alfred: It’s lowkey not-
Batman: In English Alfred. Please.
Alfred: *Sigh* My apologies, sir. The Joker has escaped.
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“The lack of seatbelts in busses is terrible, no one should ha-“
*LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* the lack of seat belts that makes you mildly fear for your life is the fun part! You have never had a true bus experience until you stand up a second too early and almost eat it on the cold unforgiving bus floors!!!
Do buses have seatbelts where you live? yes/no (if mod wants to add a never been on a bus option that's fine)
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Small, small boy
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