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alina.

naive alina had her doubtful thoughts about everything, including this relationship. but not in a bad way , NEVER in a bad way.  what they had was amazing, it was so good, she sometimes worried it was TOO GOOD.  because he was, he was all she ever wanted, all ANYONE could wish for. sometimes she thought this was all a sweet dream.  hearing these words broke her HEART.  was she not good enough? was she too bossy? did she do anything wrong? tears rolling down her rosy cheeks. she looked at his beautiful face, not even noticing his glasses pushing up. “tuller du? when? who? why?”  she said, almost unable to speak, so many questions going through her mind. 

           the CONTRITION that builds, acrid & dense upon his tongue is too much, too much for the brunette to bear ; there’s something about alina’s crystalline tears that have him blinking back salty droplets of his own. he’s N E V E R wanted to abandon a dare so much, & as he raises ( slow & disquieted ) to his full height, he can’t help but grab at his phone. it’d be SO SIMPLE to stop the recording, to give up --- -- & he figures that he was only meant to tell her, to do exactly as the script that’s tattooed itself to his reminiscence says. slowly, he’ll r a i s e his phone, lesser petal bleeding ( ever so slightly ) as he digs sharp incisors into the soft flesh, just enough to capture her countenance, muttering a quiet ‘ are you happy now ? ’ before he’s tapping furiously at his screen & practically tossing his phone HALFWAY across the damned living room. “  it was a dare, min kjærlighet, it was a stupid fucking dare & i didn’t want to do it, i DIDN’T want to hurt you & i hate seeing you cry & i’m so sorry, jeg er så lei meg --- -- jeg elsker deg, alina larsen, jeg elsker deg så mye ... ” he hasn’t realised that he’s slipped back into his native tongue, or that he’s BABBLING like a damned madman, until he’s got gangly arms w r a p p e d around her frame, pulling the PETITE FEMALE against his own broad chest. “  i would never, ever cheat on you, i would never even think about it, fuck, i --- -- ”

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⇢ IMESSAGE. ☎ ALEKS & ALFY.

ALFONSO: next time don't open the window ...

ALFONSO: you can always use it to make experiments, though.

ALEKS: the window wasn't OPEN

ALEKS: what kind of sick bastard do you think i am

ALEKS: i would never use birds during an experiment

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⇢ IMESSAGE. ☎ SAWYER. 🎉

SAWYER: how in the hell did you get a bird in your apartment

SAWYER: well how are you going to get it out then?

SAWYER: it's cold outside, birds get cold

ALEKS: i actually have no idea how it got in

ALEKS: i just kinda opened a window and now i'm hoping for the best

ALEKS: actually they've got impressive reflexes to help them stay warm

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⇢ IMESSAGE. ☎ SCOUT. 🚫

SCOUT: listen..... u kno i lov you n everything but

SCOUT: how dumb do u gotta be to not know there's a bird in your apartment

ALEKS: i was working how the fuck was i meant to know

ALEKS: i got it out but i think it shit on the floor

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alina.

“i am the luckiest.” she says, hands on his soft cheeks. “you are the best.”

          “  mm, i’m not sure about that. i think i’m the luckiest here.  ” the slow, saccharine smile that spreads its way onto his brims is testament to how truly happy he is, & he can’t help himself as he leans in to press the softest kiss imaginable to her lower petal. “  beautiful girl. my beautiful girl.  ”

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⇢ IMESSAGE. ☎ ALINA. 💕

ALINA: wait no

ALINA: it can't touch anything

ALINA: can't you just let it out?

ALEKS: it flew out a little while ago

ALEKS: i took a photo of it before it left though

ALEKS: [ attachment: img. ]

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text message starters, part 1/?

ofhotheads:

[MSG]: If you come home and see an ambulance outside, don’t worry. I’ve got it all under control.

[MSG:] One time I thought I was heterosexual.

[MSG:] I’M WEARING A FLAG.

[MSG:] Just get in the fucking blanket fort.

[MSG:] I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I pass out for 3 days.

[MSG:] I am going places. Maybe not college, but places…

[MSG:] I don’t think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.

[MSG:] THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESN’T EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.

[MSG:] We’re making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?

[MSG:] Can you pick me up? The threeway turned into a twoway while I sit here alone in the corner…

[MSG:] Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.

[MSG:] You know, my friends think I make these stories up…

[MSG:] I’m bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We’re plotting your demise.

[MSG:] My cute new neighbor has a cast on his leg. How sad is it that my first thought was, “Hey! This one can’t run away!”.

[MSG:] OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still…

[MSG:] I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.

[MSG:] I just walked into the room at this party and someone shouted “dibs!”

[MSG:] He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.

[MSG:] Uh, I almost got the bride to go down on me. I’m the smoothest maid of honor ever.

[MSG:] Somehow a ride to Walgreens turned into a threesome.

[MSG:] Yeah, don’t like to call her my roommate. Too cordial. I prefer to call her “the whore that was assigned to live with me.”

[MSG:] Why does every bad decision I make end up with at least 100 likes on YouTube?

[MSG:] I feel like I don’t show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time.

[MSG:] I told you not to buy lube from a tourist shop!

[MSG:] He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?

[MSG:] STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE.

[MSG:] There were containers of weed in the piñata.

[MSG:] So far today I’ve had six shots of tequila, one joint, I’ve hit three parties, made out with two people and been chased by security. It is spring break.

[MSG:] OMG SOMEONE JUST CRASHED THIS LECTURE SCREAMING “TROOOOOLLLL IN THE DUNGEONS!!!” I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HELP

[MSG:] I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon.

[MSG:] Uh, I think that pic was for someone else. At least, I hope so…

[MSG:] My gaydar is infallible. Trust me.

[MSG:] I’m actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We’re just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators.

[MSG:] See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.

[MSG:] Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?

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💻

send  💻 for my muse’s reaction to your muse’s browser history !

           brows IMPECCABLY arched, hazel optics only dare to flit up for the briefest second, & it’s only to shoot a d r i a n the most QUIZZICAL glance he can possibly muster. plush lesser petal is trapped between pearly whites, indents formed in soft flesh as he dances a ( FIERCE TANGO ! ) with self-control. ‘  adrian. jeg elsker deg, but jesus, the shit on here is WORRYING, not to mention the amount of porn. ’ scintillating optics scan luminescent text, & when he next turns his gaze onto the blonde, there’s a decidedly riveted quirk to his lopsided smirk. ‘  lookalike porn ? care to explain THAT one ?   ’

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honesty hour 👀 anon or not I have to answer

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gabeof1x1:

send 💍 for my muse to find a box with an engagement ring in it. send 👂 to overhear my muse talking about yours. send 💤 for my muse to say something about yours in their sleep. send📱for a voicemail my muse left yours. send  💻 for my muse’s reaction to your muse’s browser history. send 🌀 for my muse’s reaction to getting stuck in a storm with yours. send  👀 for the moment my muse realized they’re in love with yours.

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Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

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⇢ IMESSAGE. ☎ ADRIAN. ✨

ADRIAN: you better make them not taste like balls and then i'll be very happy

ADRIAN: i'm off work at nine

ALEKS: ok i'm actually a good cook you know that

ALEKS: fuck yes i'll start cooking soon

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⇢ IMESSAGE. ☎ ADRIAN. ✨

ADRIAN: anything that doesnt come in a pre-frozen bag is fine with me

ADRIAN: isn't this the best day ever

ALEKS: i think we have enough stuff to make kjøttkaker

ALEKS: honestly splitting a bottle of wine sounds really good

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⇢ IMESSAGE. ☎ ADRIAN. ✨

ADRIAN: happy for you mann

ADRIAN: be a good domestic sugar baby and make me some dinner

ALEKS: takk skal du ha

ALEKS: tell me what you want and consider it done

ALEKS: i think there's even a bottle of wine in the fridge

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 + @flinasv. 

           aleks has N E V E R dreaded a dare so much in his entire twenty years. he supposes it’s bizarre --- -- he’s ready to risk his LIFE ( ! ) during dares but this, these few syllables have tormented him ever since cocoa hues d a r e d to gaze over them. it’s IMPOSSIBLE to back out now, but he can’t help but hope, desperate & desolate, that alina knows, that she UNDERSTANDS & he supposes it might give it away, but he’s compelled, in the ( calm before the damned storm ), to slowly & purposefully push his glasses up, resting atop his head now. ( he NEVER wears his glasses on a dare ; he can only h o p e that alina recognises his simple gesture. ) “  babe, there’s something i NEED to tell you & it ... it can’t wait.  ” phone resting nonchalant against the couch, it almost HURTS to spit his next vocables. “  i ... i’ve been cheating on you, okay ? jeg beklager, engel ... i didn’t mean to do this to you. i never wanted to hurt you.  ”

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⇢ IMESSAGE. ☎ ADRIAN. ✨

ADRIAN: it's good for you that you have at least someone to come over

ADRIAN: ofc i do, how could i not?

ADRIAN: with that pasty ass of yours

ALEKS: i'm better than i used to be around people which is nice

ALEKS: i love you too adri

ALEKS: you love my pasty ass