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hi

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jasper looked at bella like this every time she turned to stare at the cullens in the lunchroom. tell me i’m wrong

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Aro&Caius everytime an excuse to destroy the cullens comes up:

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what media Thinks the iconic twilight quotes are:

-and so the lion fell in love with the lamb

-spider monkey

-irrevocably in love with him

what the ACTUAL iconic twilight quotes are:

-gotta get some protein in der

-la push baby, it’s lá püšh

-it’s the flourescents

-how you likin’ da RAIN girl??

-bella look, it’s a worm

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@carlisle cullen if I get coronavirus please bite me like you did for edward in 1918

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I made this years ago and now they're both kpop idols so you're welcome I predicted the future

when u come to surprise the bae and bring the whole squad

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Nobody asked for these, but who am I to deny the world of what we really need

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therapist: and what do we say when we are sad?

me: it’s the fluorescents

therapist: no

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#is this not what happened??

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“twilight isn’t gay”

bella canonically thinks that rosalie is as hot if not hotter than edward

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In the Twilight universe, “vegetarian” vampires have golden eyes from drinking animal blood, a more ethical source than human blood, which would give them red eyes. It has also been established that a diet of human blood makes vampires physically stronger. So, if the Cullens wanted to become stronger without jeopardizing their morals, could they consume mosquitoes instead? How many mosquitoes would they have to eat to survive? Since mosquitoes drink from both humans and animals, what color would their eyes be? Orange? In this essay, I will

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people give twilight a lot of shit but its depiction of stupid teenaged boys is unparalleled

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I saw this clip of AVPM and it made me rewatch the whole musical…

my hand slipped, essentially.

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esme every time carlisle brings a dying teenager into their home for her to raise

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Whenever I come here all I can think about is that time in my life when I was online 24/7 and made friends I spoke to endlessly who probably cant even remember me anymore.

I remember you guys. I miss you guys. How are you? We all grew up a lot huh? I wonder where some of you guys are. I wonder how you look now. All the rp friends I made and lost. The people from other countries. I've done okay in the 7 years since we were all attached at the hip. I cosplay a lot. I work for disney and build a bear now and do idol dancing and singing as a hobby still. I'm almost 25 now. I dont think really anyone I knew is still here to read this. Buy I wanted to get my feelings out anyway. I hope you're all well.

I still oshi myao, yes even in 2020.

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