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What’s a stereotypical food from ur culture that u absolutely love.

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I’m losing my fucking shit because my mom is getting catfished by a guy that sends her pictures like this and it never once occurred to her that this….isnt a real picture that a real person would ever take, ever

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their ship name might as well be theseus the way there's not a single original characteristic left there

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Remembering when I went over to my female teacher's house in 5th grade and saw that she lived with another female teacher & went home going "wow, so teachers really do all live together!" & then my family had to explain to me what lesbians are

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if you’re 26 and older, reblog.

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The Ottawa4Palestine team now has a spreadsheet online of Ghazzan evacuation fundraisers that they have personally vetted:

Please consider donating to some of these fundraisers if you have spare funds this week!

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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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if I was president I would have all our nations top scientists working on technology to allow everyone with a pussy to feel what it's like to cum with a dick

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Sorry Ryan creamer works at dropout?????

This Ryan creamer??????

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I regret to inform you that you do not in fact have "swag". Certainly you have pizzazz; you may even have a certain je ne sais quoi – but swag? That's something you're going to have to work on.

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you. yes you, person with rejection sensitive dysphoria. this message is for you. your friends DON'T hate you. they aren't mad at you. they aren't talking behind your back or wished to cut their friendship with you. they love you and treasure you and they are good people who wouldn't hurt you like that! ok, that's all. have a nice day.

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