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Propaganda:

Beat up and bloody: Vi from Arcane, Dean and Sam Winchester, Aragorn (specifically the door opening scene)

Well dressed: Bruce Wayne, Seto Kaiba, Morticia Adams, Jessica Rabbit

Both: Yor Forger, Aragorn again, Bruce Wayne again, Castiel

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So apparently AO3 is banned on my current hotel’s wifi.

I legitimately have to wonder how that happened.

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@dragon12335

One of us

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insane message to receive from your best friend when you are showing him supernatural for the first time and you are on season 8

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This is me actually

does anyone else feel worried that if they talk to or dm another fan fic writer that they’ll think you’re weird or they wont think your writing is good like that is my biggest fear im sorry 😭 like i love every single one of you supernatural writers but what if you just dont like my fics …

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Rewatching Supernatural reminds me of when tv shows used to be fun. Halloween episodes, Christmas episodes, even an episode in black and white just for the sake of it. Tv shows are whittled down to 6 episodes with no soul, no fun, no filler it's just sad now

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If they WANTED to do Cain & Abel as a Sam & Dean parallel they would've like resurrected Abel and he and Cain would have had a brotherly moment where Abel is saying he forgives Cain etc etc but then Cain still chooses violence. Like there's a very straightforward parallel they could have done. But instead they came up with Collette, their dead wife OC

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*gasping for breath* WATERR..!

*gets handed water*

*sparkling*.

EWWWWWW

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In case nobody knows what I’m talking about:

The original: the story ends right after Light uses Rem to kill L and Light just straight up wins

The anime: the way the anime actually ended with the Death Note swap stand off and Light getting shot before Ryuk kills him

The movie: Discount Misa tries to kill everyone and become Kira herself. Light kills her and becomes Kira again. L finds the Death Note and considers using it. (Yes, it ends on a cliffhanger)

The musical: Light convinces Rem to write L’s name right after Misa is captured. Said death note causes L to confess on live TV to being Kira before shooting himself. Then Ryuk, deciding that it’s boring without a worthy opponent for Light, kills Light.

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the feminine urge to bash john winchester's head against a wall. repeatedly

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It seems as though there aren’t enough people talking about how John Winchester literally took his boys hiking, giving them each 60 pound bags of ‘hiking gear’, and then left them alone at the top of the mountain after telling them to get home themselves after staying the night.

It was then revealed that the ‘hiking gear’ was shit like bricks wrapped in tarp. And then he told the boys it was their fault because they trusted him to pack their bags.

And the only reason they survived was because Dean for once prioritized survival over their father’s orders

Like. What do you mean this man ‘tried his best’? IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT HELPFUL?

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“Every woman who sleeps with Sam dies”. Well, all of Dean’s boyfriends are dead too.

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jack kerouac - on the road  

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This is canon

Oh my god, the idea that God keeps bringing Cas back because he thinks Dean moping around the bunker is boring is so funny. Like the first two times God brings him back, he does it right away cause he's like, "This freaky lil Angel is pretty interesting to have around. Let's throw him back into the mix." But then when he betrays Dean and dies in season 6/7, at first Chuck is just sipping Mojitos and luxuriating in the man pain, but then the man pain just. doesn't. stop. And fuck that's boring, Dean just won't stop moping.

So fuck it, let's give Cas amnesia and some weird wife, he won't have to be plot relevant anyway cause obviously he'll take on Sam's hell trauma, boom two birds, one stone. Now we can get back to the brothers brothering. Except fuck, somehow Cas has wound up going to purgatory with Dean, ugh lame. Well, let's just give Cas a few nightmares that really play into his self-loathing, that should be enough to get him to stay behind, the self-deprecating sad sack. But shit, didn't think this through, Dean's out and he's already looking pretty mopy.

No worries, just gotta push Naomi in the right direction, just a little nudge, there we go. Cas is back, but with a tasty little twist of Heaven mind control to keep him out of the narrative. Excellent. Screw it. Maybe Naomi could even get him to turn on Dean? Dean could kill him, that would be awesome. Wait, why the hell isn't Dean fighting back? Get off your knees! Cas can't kill Dean, that's lame, I'll have to think of some way to bring him back... wait, wait what? Did he just snap out of Angel programmed mind control? Oh for fuck sake, this is gonna be such a pain in the ass.

Blah blah, several more seasons of trying to keep Dean and Cas apart including having Gadreel fall near the hospital, retconing how Reapers work so one can try to take out Cas, pointing that weird pink Goo Angel in a Cas shaped direction, having it so that stolen grace is a thing that drains away, but nothing is God Damn Taking. The Angel is still up and kicking, and for some reason, Dean seems hung up on the broken little thing.

Right, time for mental warfare. If just the right digs are made at just the right times, maybe, maybe the Angels self esteem will drop low enough to... that's it. There it is. Say yes to Lucifer. Another betrayal, right, Dean? Right, Dean? Dean? Oh for crying out loud he's not even dead! Dean get over it, he said yes to Lucifer, he sucks Dean, why do you care? Ugh fine, let's say Amara's juice blasts Lucifer out of Cas, happy now? Fuck he's so boring when he's worried about what? A defective Angel?

Whatever, let's just throw some random side quests at them for a while. Surely, Dean will just lose interest eventually. Oh! Idea! Trap Dean and Sam in a government facility and then sabotage every attempt the Angel makes to save them. Again, two birds, one stone. Cas will feel useless and pathetic for failing to save Dean, and Dean will surely realise what a useless waste of celestial intent Cas is.

Okay, at this point, I should have seen this coming. Oh, thank me, Lucifer kebabed him. Light show, big burnt out wings for dramatic effect. This time, let's just wait it out. Dean can't stay single minded, drunk and hung up on Cas forever. Eventually, he'll realise he needs to step up to the plate and start parenting the Angel kid, I have some amazing Abraham and Issac stuff lined up, so we need to get moving with the bonding. Any minute now. Any minute now. Come on Dean, he's not even that strong anymore, why do you care? Jesus Christ Dean, you know your mom is also dead, right?

Screw it. Let's say Jack's powers can reach the empty. Shit does this mean I need to figure out how the empty works? I never got round to writing any of that. Okay, wow that was a choice, maybe I'll retcon the accent later... let's just focus on getting Cas back to earth, so Dean... aaaaand Dean has it wearing a fucking cowboy hat. How, out of all my universes did this glitch wind up infecting the original. Should have let the Angel just stay dead that first time, would have made my life so much easier.

Well, it's the final hour, might as well get one last hit in. Let's kill off the alternate universe people first, that should be just the right push to... perfect, yep, Dean blames death, and of course, Cas will follow. Hook line and sinker. I'll just let Death kill Cas, and then I'll have Death's weird poison thing wipe her out at the last second so Dean's still around for the end game. Oh? Oh, no way? You have got to be kidding me. This is priceless. He's actually saying it? That's the money shot right there. Wow. I need a margarita. Oh, but wait. Idea! Wouldn't it be perfect, just perfect, if Dean's childhood selective mutism were to make the briefest reappearance. Just for a second. Ahhh. You have outdone yourself, Chuck. No more revivals, Dean. I'm already bored.

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I need a feature in AO3 where I can give a second kudos to a fic I reread because I forgot I read it and it still gave me the same intense feelings

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Friend reading the xmen comics: They literally can’t kill their gays because they’d just get resurrected

Me, a supernatural viewer: you think that would stop them?