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Watching Hannibal Rising and realizing how many times a hog comes on screen considering the events of "Hannibal"...
😂🐗
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Cannibal head cannon:
"So, Meisha, what was it like being the daughter of Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling?"
Meisha: *Well, Parent Career Day was a blast:
Mom talks about being in the FBI and tells the story of how she caught Buffalo Bill back in the 80s...
Then Dad shows everyone how to make an excellent carbonara from the pedo janitor.
10 years ago:
Hannibal: Now remember class... you want to make sure you use some of that pasta water.
Janitor: 🥓🥓🥓
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that one couple base but it's beetlebabes
Bob could have been his wing man in BJ3 ಥ﹏ಥ
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Pepe could be pigmy-head guy in a big body 😂
Beetlejuice.....
but Muppets...
Go!
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Beetlejuice.....
but Muppets...
Go!
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Beetlejuice (1988) Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!!!!!!
💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚
the netherworld's most eligible bachelor.
drawing more musical inspired BJ !!
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What a coinkidink! 🤣
#hannibal lecter#hannibal#the silence of the lambs#hannibal 2001#silence of the lambs#clannibal#Hannibal is to hitchhikers as we are to McDonald's on a roadtrip?
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Clarice: Does pineapple belong on pizza?
Ardelia: No, girl.
Will: Sure.
John: Only when I'm drunk.
Jack: I suppose by definition anything can go on a pizza.
Clarice: Anything...?
Hannibal: ... no.
Barney: *brings a chicken and waffle pizza*
Hannibal: WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY?!?!?!
#hannibal in the office#clannibal#jack crawford#will graham#john bringham#ardelia mapp#clarice starling#hannibal lecter#our favorite crime fighting/committing gang#where does one draw the pizza topping line?
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Today's fuckable old man of the day is:
Hannibal Lecter! He is 48 and fuckable!
#reblog reblog reblog#fuckable old man of the day#hannibal lecter#silence of the lambs#hannibal#im sorry do you mean Daddy??#gushes
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I need to hear Anthony Hopkins say my name the way he says "Clarice..." before I die.
Just. Once. 😩
#like seriously bless anyone named 'Jessica' that got to hear him say her name in that Alexa commercial#tony you have no idea the power you have in this community#bless anyone named Clarice too just roll in all that ugh just goodness#Hannibal Lecter#anthony hopkins#born too late#*hopkins/lecter fan club whines in 'notice me' fashion*
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#that last one against the fridge ....... yeah that shot does things to me#Hannibal the movie is probably the horniest movie i have seen TO DATE#clannibal#holy moly canoli
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I honest to god forget that there is plot to The Silence of the Lambs and it wasn’t made purely for me to simp over Sir Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter.
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Basically the ending to 2001 Hannibal:
Hannibal: So the first thing we need to do is butter the pan -
*Clarice sneaking up behind him with the candelabra*
Hannibal: *turns* Do NOT!!
#clannibal#hannibal x clarice#hannibal 2001#basically the ending#so the first thing we need to do is ✨butter✨ the pan- do NOT! 👹
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