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Buffy the Vampire Slayer as tumblr text posts 27/?
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I wonder if they practiced on the walls but with something chalk-like or something that they could paint over once they perfected it. God this shit is amazing.
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leia organa is for all the girls who have to reckon with their father’s uncontrollable rage in their blood
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allofthismatters · 4 days
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Holy shit
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allofthismatters · 4 days
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Y'all, this fic has been sitting at like 95% finished in my drafts since November because it was going to be for the @yearoftheotpevent November prompt "Be careful what you wish for", but I couldn't think of a satisfying ending, and I was tired of angsting my way through life, so I ended up writing Just Tauntauns for a different November prompt instead.
Anyway, if you've ever been like, "The Empire Strikes Back is a perfect movie except there needed to be more angst-ridden, post-scan-grid scenes where Han and Leia try to comfort one another while being held prisoner", then this fic is for you!
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allofthismatters · 7 days
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children are starving at the fastest rate that the world has ever known
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allofthismatters · 14 days
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For those that aren't in Australia right now, we have the funniest scandal going on.
Firstly let us introduce you to the eye of the storm: Sam Kerr. Sam is a women's soccer player who has in the last year become one of the most famous and beloved athletes in Australia. Captain of the women's national team, Sam became something of a cult figure after the last Women's Soccer World Cup became a complete unpredicted sensation in Australia, with the whole country getting behind the team.
Sam, up until now, has had probably one of the most squeaky clean images in sport. Generally in Australia it is not uncommon for our sports stars to be caught up in scandals involving drugs:
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violence:
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drinking their own urine:
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or if you're cricket legend Shane Warne, probably all three at once.
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Contrasting all this, Sam's image as the squeaky clean saviour for sport made it all the more shocking this last week, when it was announced that Kerr was to face trial after having been charged by the UK police of a "racially aggravated offence" involving a taxi driver.
This was shocking news. Nobody knew what to make of it. Sam was a model for young girls everywhere and a national treasure. "This is why we can't have nice things" screamed the nation. It seemed like all hope was lost.
That is, until, yesterday, when the UK police finally revealed the full details of the case, in which Sam Kerr, sporting legend, was arrested for vomiting in a cab, and then telling an intervening police officer that he was a “stupid white bastard”.
Now we probably don't need to point out that in Australia, vomiting in a taxi and then calling a cop a bastard is about as close to a national culture as we have.
You could not have come up with a better headline to make someone a national hero.
Needless to say, Sam in now being hailed down under as the greatest legend that ever lived, and a petition has already been started to have her picture added to the $5 note.
The tide has swung so far that not one, but TWO, state Premiers have spoken out in support of Kerr, and the Prime Minister has even gone on the record describing her as "a delight".
And so ends the racial abuse saga of our greatest sports hero of all time, and the very first reverse milkshake duck to ever exist.
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allofthismatters · 14 days
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seriously can’t wait to see our favorite wives again 🥹🥰
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allofthismatters · 17 days
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Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost
The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.
The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.
The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.
The “get stuff done while you wait” method.
The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.
The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.
The “break the task into smaller steps” method.
The “treat yourself like a pet” method.
The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.
The “put on a persona” method.
The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.
The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.
The “wait for a trigger” method.
The “do it for your future self” method.
The “might as well” method.
The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.
The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.
The “make it easy” method.
The “junebugging” method.
The “just show up” method.
The “accept when you need help” method.
The “make it into a game” method.
The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.
The “trick yourself” method.
The “break it into even smaller steps” method.
The “let go of should” method.
The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.
The “fork theory” method.
The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.
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allofthismatters · 18 days
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TikTokers are such pussies when it comes to ships. “B-but they’re not canon 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😖😖” honey back in my day we shipped characters from entirely different medias uphill both ways in the snow
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allofthismatters · 26 days
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u ever see someone with extremely fucked up views (or actions) and think wowww if a couple of things in my life went the tiniest bit differently that would have been me
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allofthismatters · 28 days
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bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 
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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997 - 2003)
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also its so funny how sara has an eternal compulsion to fall for the wrong person - her sister's boyfriend, the heir to the demon, the woman who's job it is to arrets her, and all kinds of historical figures who are unavilable and its actively dangerous to pursue them. ava was probably the most appropriate woman she could fall for and thats saying something
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remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life
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