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shoutout to the former most important person in the world; without her, i might now know what it means to cradle death between my fingers as the world folds in on itself at the speed of a rat circling a centrifuge of exhaustion.

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tumblr user eebydeebyyy, god gave us a heart to wish dreams and hands to make them a reality.

miku miku beam recorded on my 3ds

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tumblr user flurraz, you vastly underestimate the power of the cobalt blue nintendo 3DS XL (refurbished courtesy of nintendo's online storefront). this thing was literally made to be thrown across densely packed rooms by infantile man children and brainless four year olds. if anything, i think my drunkenly exposing this 3DS to the aura of famed vocaloid pop star sensation hatsune miku made it more powerful. the miku miku beam has imbued my console with permanently bass-boosted speakers !!!! it's sick nasty tumblr user flurraz, i did it because i felt like it and i only have a little tinnitus now.

miku miku beam recorded on my 3ds

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these homies are dissing your girl. what do you do ??

(happy birthday weezer <3)

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miku miku beam recorded on my 3ds

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miku expo 2024 is the willy wonka glasgow experience for freak vocaloid fans.

(i'm actually so devastated, this is the ultimate monkey's paw for north american vocaloid heads ?? hatsune miku is back on tour; but she's stuck in a TV.)

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holy sweet goddamn

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people champion so many kinda mid songs as being so emotional and sad. listen to butterfly by weezer please.

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POV: you're listening to it's always sunny in bikini bottom and you slowly realize the chorus for i was made for you has been cannibalized for the fucking spongebob song

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My life is like a Weezer album it's unremarkable repetitive and increasingly worse

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ramona flowers ruined a whole generation of women... so what ?? ramona flowers empowered me to cut my own bangs !!

(i'm screaming and crying i think i fucked up)

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the cutest scene in the new scott pilgrim ❤️‍🩹

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I genuinely think the Heathcliff guy has cracked the code. Newspaper comics are subject to a constant demand to be as inoffensive as possible, and no one can make a credible argument that you've offended them if no one can explain what it is that you are doing.

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screaming crying throwing up i am going to be stuck in my wage cage the second the new mitski song comes out, this isn't fair ?? should i quit ??

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