Any name and any pronouns • 22Honkai series aficionado (self-diagnosed)Blade and Dan Heng's husband (canon)
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i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire
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if he is here, then all is well
#even after all the horrors of amphoreus I’m still thinking about that crash#honkai star rail#dan heng#caelus#dancae
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Anatomical Heart and Japanese Eel (2024).
解剖心臓と鰻 (2024)。
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On my alt like “everything’s so cheap at this level :( how am I gonna spend enough credits for the battle pass” and then I close the character menu and I’m in front of a shop
#almond rambles#felt like a scene out of a ‘well. that just happened’ type movie#I’m so used to spending money on ascension and skill trees that I forget shops use the same currency#this is probably only funny to me but same with 99% of my original posts so
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#I guess 22 which I am now#mitski was right I felt like an adult as a kid and now as an adult I still struggle to see myself as such#polls
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just layers and layers to this thing, huh.
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Yelan skin….
#almond rambles#I made a pledge to myself to never spend any money on gacha games bc I have a genuine gambling addiction#and I made a hard limit with not even buying cosmetics#I’ll just have to watch others live my dreams I guess
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Even she was weirded tf out
#‘I consent’ ‘I consent’ ‘isn’t there someone you forgot to ask’#genshin impact#naberius#rhinedottir#istaroth#ronova
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older gentleman just gave me a lecture on how when I decide it’s time to find a wife I need to buy myself a pair of loud colorful socks and sit around with my legs crossed to show my ankles and women will flock to me
#I hate having to wear plain black compression socks all day every day#back in high school I wore the most vivid and colorful socks to the point my friends knew me as the cool sock guy#everyone sign my petition to make compression socks with cool patterns#/j if you couldn’t tell#miscellaneous
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Actually the most uncomfortable part of my pelvic ultrasound was having to drink 32+ ounces of liquid and then not pee. Process was fine
#almond rambles#they didn’t have to get ~invasive~ yk because I’m not sexually active#CELIBACY WIN#I was watching the tech work the monitor but I had no clue what any of it meant
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I like to prank service workers by telling them to have a nice day before they can say it to me
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The real reason why you need to be social is the best chinese place within 10 miles is an unknown hole in the wall with a yearly marketing budget of $15 dollars and you will never, ever find it unless someone tells you about it.
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