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Delinquent Terumob request from Bluesky

Don't think it's terumob(?) enough but i tried hahaha

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Relistening to Artificial Condition and loving this intro to Art with the new information from Rapport

Art recieving the request to board from Murderbot and it takes a minute to respond. I can only imagine the process it went through.

1) wtf who is this

2) thats a secunit, why the fuck is there a secunit trying to board me.

3) continue the pretense of being a regular botpilot and alert local security or deal with it myself?

4) obviously i should deal with it. Who sent it? What does it know about my crew? What does it want. Obviously it doesnt know about me or my giant awesome brain so ill squash it like a bug and dispose of it if necessary after i find out what its after.

5) its just watching TV what the hell

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Based off two real customers I had lol

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ive never played baldurs gate 3 in my life but i just woke up from a dream where astarion had a little brother named bimbles but players fucking hated bimbles bc in the game astarion would care more about bimbles than the player so ppl started uploading videos where theyd kill bimbles and a video called “900 ways to KILL bimbles in baldurs gate 3” got like 10 million views and then bc of the backlash larian studios released a patch where astarion would kill bimbles early in the game if the player asked him too but he’d do it while shaking and sobbing in total anguish and ppl started posting videos of the scene where astarion kills bimbles with titles like “baldurs gate 3’s BEST patch”

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I love corporate memphis art ❤️❤️

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OOTS text posts part 9 baybeeee

Part 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8

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the year is 2010. all of my mutuals want to fuck animated horses from a show i haven't watched

the year is 2025. all of my mutuals want to fuck animated horses from a show i haven't watched

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Jumpscare Chairman Shion 💖🤏🏻 Rough phone drawing

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あなたはわたしの希望

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I can't stop replying it in my head..🤍

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flat fuck friday

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TIP: *Dusknoir noises*

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more mb doodles!

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Me and the eldritch homie

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This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies