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BEHOLD

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HELO???? BABEY????????

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I’M NOT OKAY - MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE (2004) DIR. MARC WEBB i’m okay now! (i’m okay now!)

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actually genuinely if you are going to talk about serious topics you need to say the words for the thing you're talking about

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My uncle is autistic so he has sensory sensitivities, and he's largely nonverbal so he can't tell you what those sensitivities Are, so what he does is, if you give him a shirt that is a bad texture, he goes and gets his scissors and he cuts it into tiny little pieces so no one can ever ask him to wear it ever again, and the thing is is that he is so totally right

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i jjust. peeled an orange while sitting on my bed and noww. i don’t remember where i put the orange peel. 

in this trying time i;d like to set up a kickstarter to find my oran

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As an apology for that last one…

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Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.

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mobsters are either called shit like Slaughterhouse Frank or Timmy The Big Silly Wily

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the thing about william shatner being pissed about the concept of bi!kirk is so funny to me because like. bill this is your fault. you were the one who looked at leonard nimoy like you wanted to eat him. you did that

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#peepals4lyfe

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my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

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oh yeah have i ever told yall of the academic war i have been an unwilling soilder in for the past two years

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I ever tell you guys about my ethically dubious radio show back in college? The Mad Dad Hour?