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Creating an echo chamber for myself built around people who know Malignant (2021) dir. James Wan is good

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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

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One of the funniest things about Mormonism is that I’m sure Joseph Smith never believed any of the bullshit he said. There are some religions and cults where you have faith the original prophet actually thought they were talking to angels or believed the set of principles they laid out for their followers were for the greater good. Joseph Smith was a dumbass but like PT Barnum he realized a sucker was born every day and he was one step above the average 1830s sucker. He went from making people pay him to look at a rock in a top hat and ‘locate buried treasure’ to receiving lost bits of scripture, through the rock and top hat method. His wife caught him cheating and he said an angel visited him and told him men should be allowed multiple wives and not obeying that would send her to hell. I’m fairly convinced that dude was an atheist. He was on that hustler grindset. Brigham Young might have actually believed some of the shit he said but I don’t think Joseph Smith genuinely had faith in Mormonism or gave a fuck about humanity in the slightest.

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A curse that can only be lifted by your true love’s kiss is so stupid. Of course your true love is going to kiss you- what would REALLY suck would be a curse where the only cure is to get a kiss from your worst enemy.

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THE TUNA FIFTEEN

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i love the whole world violently. and i dont want to go to work

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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

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housewives were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

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art prompt: draw a creature/animal that fits the name Scrimpering Whimperlet

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If I may momentarily break keyfabe, I think the deal with D.B. Cooper is most likely that cops are just bad at finding people.

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heartbreaking! a pretty solid standalone horror story has gotten a continuation that recontextualizes all of its self-contained events as part of a massive & banal "epic" mythos

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this is basically a short horror film