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kind of jealous of swifties. wish i could be satisfied with so little

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whatsso beautiful is i didnt evenknow taylor swif tdid something i thought we were all just hating because it feltright tonight

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if y'all don't shut up about that woman and put on gasolina by daddy yankee.......

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transparent victorian hand with rose. from a large 1876 die-cut.

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a glass frog's underside

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胃教我画眼妆

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I am LOVING all this black sails content

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I think a cocaine addiction is more ethical than owning four homes in the new york metro area.

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when i say me and who in the tags that is actually bait for mutuals to say me and you. btw

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year 1996

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love that doesn’t eat you alive but lives and crawls inside you like a parasite. aka madohomu for valentines

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Sketches by A.K. MacDonald, 1932

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hey don’t cry. trees grow out of the ground.

[annebonnydyke]

You order a package off Amazon. When the Amazon delivery guy shows up to your door, instead of giving you the package you bought, he beats the shit out of you. Then, when he sees that you are not dead yet, he calls all of the Amazon delivery people in the area and they all proceed to beat the shit out of you. Miraculously, you survive. Another miracle: a friend in your neighborhood caught the assault on video. After a month of recovery and extensive hospital bills that you have no idea what to do with, the video has gone viral. You read the comments below. “This is what happens to people who fuck with Amazon!!!” Someone says. “I’ve never been beaten up by Amazon employees, and I’ve been using them all my life!” Someone else comments. Later, you start to see articles popping up about your story. They all mention that when you were 17, your license was revoked for reckless driving. In a Facebook post on your mom’s feed, someone is going on a rant about how not all Amazon delivery guys are bad, and that if you look really close, the “bad” ones are just stressed out. Your name is trending on Twitter. Jeff Bezos films a response to your attack, denouncing the video of you getting beaten to within an inch of your life by his employees as becoming “a symbol of hate towards Amazon.” The people who attacked you still deliver packages around your neighborhood. You saw one of them just yesterday as you were watering your plants. You still can’t pay your hospital bills. Your phone dings- Twitter again. “Maybe if you didn’t order from Amazon,” someone pipes up, “this wouldn’t have happened!”