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I'm not usually a nitpicker about historical accuracy - and I know that my own comic is going to make Ancient Rome Nerds shriek about all the "fuck it, looks right enough" desicions I'm not even consciously aware that I've been making - but one thing I want to point out is that gladiators did not fucking have visible sixpacks.

Gladiators were trained for strength, endurance, battle fitness and stamina. Functional peak performance. The kind of a build you've got when your life literally depends on it. And because ancient Romans were exactly as horny and indulgent as imperial powers allowed themselves to be before the christian pretense of modesty was invented, they fought half-naked. And if you're going to have no armour over your skin, you've got to have some protective layer between skin and muscle. Roman gladiators were muscled, bulky and they were fucking

thick

and people were

stupid horny

about that. Everybody stop depicting them as skinned-squirrel-looking dehydrated bodybuilders, they were a work line not show line breed of built. This is a built-like-a-brick-wall stack body build developed by the people who discovered an indestructible type of concrete.

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those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

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“how is annabeth head of athena cabin” have you ever met an autistic 12 year old girl. she’s running that shit like the navy

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I’m never gonna get over Loki, the literal god of mischief, fixing his jacket and smoothing out his hair only to stumble over his words like an idiot when he needs to talk to a middle aged single dad who sells jet skis for a living

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If Book Crowley or Radio Crowley met Show Aziraphale they'd be like "oh my god I can't believe Heaven manipulated you like that... what did they do to you..... we have to get you some therapy angel :(" and if Book Aziraphale or Radio Aziraphale met Show Aziraphale they would roast the fuck out of him

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I am ready for this movie to become my entire personality

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I'LL NEVER GET TIRED OF THIS FUCKING MEME🤣🤣🤣

I also just love how it escalates🤣🤣

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Since that last post went so well I just had to come back and post some more doodles of the gang!

I went through some old conversations and quote walls between me and my friends and picked out some of the funniest ones I could find. So all of these quotes are things my friends and I have said/done together at some point XDD

Once again I would like to clarify- these were based on a joke AU where Sunny and Moony are two completely separate people. This is NOT cannon to my main FNAF AU. Daycare Attendant is 1 person in my main AU. Not two separate people in any way. ^ ^ ;

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Sexualizing that robot is a full time job and if I take a break I die

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we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

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me if they ever ban saying kill yourself on here

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Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

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I know I’m being an insufferable worldbuilding nerd here, but my basic metric for evaluating media with very inhuman protagonists is “how easily can one offer a complete and coherent account of this media’s plot without ever mentioning the fact that the protagonist is, for example, a talking car?”. The harder it is, the higher it scores.

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I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.