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anti-pasto · 7 months

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it’s so evil when you KNOW a character is bisexual but the writers don’t. cmon guys get it together

#dean winchester

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anti-pasto · 7 months

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fun little after-show

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anti-pasto · 7 months

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Aziraphale: Crowley, you want to know what's weird? Everywhere we go I always feel such a strong sense of love. And it's just everytime I'm with you!

Crowley, sweating profusely and pulling at the collar of his turtle neck: Oh wow man that's wild for real

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anti-pasto · 7 months

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house md is making me lose my mind

#wilson has the biggest brownest eyes and everything he says i do not listen to only hear #he's like an angel from heaven that's been here too long but still says his prayers every night #he can't form genuine human connection after being divorced three times and struggles to take care of himself until someone shows him how #and his devotion to them makes him see humanity even after they leave #holy shit #james wilson #house md

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anti-pasto · 8 months

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we bildad this shuhite on rock and roll

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anti-pasto · 8 months

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crowley has inspired every generation's greatest musical genius

#like freddie and hozier #good omens #crowley #neil gaiman

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anti-pasto · 8 months

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they should give crowley a boyfriend in s3. and that boyfriend should be played by misha collins

#and azirphale should be dating jensen ackles yes i like how you think #or azi can be with spn crowley

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anti-pasto · 8 months

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I don't know if anyone's noticed this but Crowley still has ginger hair in the minisodes. The only time he has that stark red colour hair is when he's an angel and after Armaggedon.

Almost as if being happy causes that. As if him being under Hells influence and supervision somehow drains him, drains the colour and life out of him. And now when he's stress free and doesn't have that crippling anxiety from having to constantly look over his back he has colour again.

Aziraphale makes him happy.

#thats so non binary of them

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anti-pasto · 8 months

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if i had a nickel for every time a gay angel in a tan coat thought he could fix heaven despite the love of his life (a pathetic guy who tries to be cool and is obsessed with his car) begging him not to, who also experienced homophobia by metatron, i'd have two nickels. which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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anti-pasto · 8 months

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The good omens bar scene is truly wild because crowley is dressed like the biggest rock star in the world yet acting like aziraphale’s kept boy godbless

#good omens spoilers #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #good omens #good omens season 2 spoilers #go s2 spoilers

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anti-pasto · 9 months

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I realize good omens is set in london but god do I want to see an american demon and hear what they’ve been up to. obviously ppl can can be shitty and don’t need much coercion but I feel like the hell had their hands in some of the more bonkers ass plots. the boston tea party. convincing famous actor john wilkes booth that he should teach honest abe a lesson “I didn’t know he’d shoot him!!!” horse tranquilizer is a covid cure. bitcoin. the kardashians

#ive had an idea abt an american version of good omens in my head all week #especially since s3 supposedly starts in america #what if azi and crowley find another demon/angel pair that also teamed up to work together #but instead of preventing armegeddon or falling in love theyre just normal americans #maybe they agreed to stay with the times but the demon got stuck in 1970's rockstar culture and the angel is stuck in like 2017 hipister #and also maybe they just got to earth like after the civil war?? so theyre relatively new to earth but very much with the times #kinda #idk i think it would be fun to have a demon and an angel who stuck with the thwarting deal azi and crowley made #they do their jobs but theyre still enemies

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anti-pasto · 9 months

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i love crowley so much he’s so relatable but someone on twitter pointed out his love language is acts of service and i havent recovered because that’s my thing

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anti-pasto · 9 months

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crowley is either a bottom or a service top and thats IF theyre fucking at all. thank u for coming to my ted talk

#good omens #crowley x aziraphale #once again i hc the tv and book characters as ace (the book feels more aceflux/demi to me but still ace)#but the radio boys are FUCKING

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anti-pasto · 9 months

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ngl the early s3 post-divorce pre-making up era angst of he-means-a-lot-to-me-but-if-any-of-you-ever-mention-him-in-my-presence-i-am-going-to-kill-everyone-in-this-room-and-then-myself crowley and aziraphale are gonna be delicious.and brother i am but a dickensian orphan waiting for my food to arrive

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anti-pasto · 9 months

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Bitches be like “lift home” then proceed to drive you trough a burning city.

#he had an ERRAND TO RUN #have you ever tricked one of your friends into running errands #it's EXHILARATING

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anti-pasto · 9 months

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I don't watch Good Omens, so to all my GO moots clearly going through it today:

I hope it was gay

#it wasnt even yaoi it was full blown yuri

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anti-pasto · 9 months

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rewatched season one i am obsessed with the fact that it is never disproven to anathema that aziraphale and crowley are a gay couple. like the only other time she sees them after "get in, angel" is at the air base where they are still acting like a couple

#imangine if she ends up in soho in the bookshop and then pops over for a coffee and nina tells her about everything #she'll be floored

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