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MIKEY PLAYED BASS DURING STAUEFAY????…. alright that’s enough news for one night i’m going to bed

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fob girlies when the magic 8 ball

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THAT SHOULDVE BEEN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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pete suggested he play nothing compares 2 u by prince?????? what the fuck ever

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died and came back wrong <- became deeply depressed at age 12 and never fully recovered

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if fall out boy don’t start repeating magic 8 ball songs soon im gonna commit a crime

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rest in peace coffee’s for closers you would’ve loved holmdel new jersey

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friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:

change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you're going to get blocked bcs people think you're a bot

this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)

you can set your likes and follows to private

checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing

follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric

drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally

DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won't be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won't get in trouble!!

tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7

be nice to the reddit refugees, they're our friends <3

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I have never felt so validated in never having given up on Tumblr.

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i'm like 3/4ths convinced the new tweet view limit is a cover-up for elon deleting something integral to the site's functioning Again and being too embarrassed to admit it so he's acting like it's on purpose

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me and the rest of new jersey vibing to yule shoot your eye out in 80 degree august weather because that’ll be the only magic 8 ball song left: 💃🕺🪩💃🎶🕺🪩

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photos from phoenix [credit]

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doing research on people's preferred formats for how restaurants have their menus displayed online and i'm including responses to the post to send to my boss but um. i don't think i can include this specific response

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Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.

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what if I decide to let the joy slowly creep into my life the same way dread does…… what then

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i know they probably just got their own shakes, and even if they didn’t it’s literally such a small normal thing, but sharing straws/food is my number ONE form of intimacy and i’ll only do it w people i really love, so p+p sharing a straw is like so personally devastating to me