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Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.

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solution to the fermi paradox: they're shy because im so pretty and cute and they don't want to embarrass themselves so they're waiting for me to die of old age before coming here

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(via @slop.guru on Bluesky)

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My T-shirt with the entire text of Borges' theoretical Library of Babel is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt, somewhere.

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It's a femininopticon

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I swear to god that green day has had this exact same "scandal" like five times now.

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GENIUS

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The Good Place

died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think

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my dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called The Bible 2✝️😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit

5 min later: dude i swear this cave we just climbed into has teeth at the entrance

my buddy, Cody, pacing: I think there’s a demon in my stomach

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Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.

My Dash:

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The back patch on my jacket is starting to fade. I know getting beaten up and worn out is part of the look, but is there anything I can do to preserve it a bit? The patches on the front are holding up fine.

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sir those are my emotional support 6 month old browser tabs