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THE SUBSTANCE (2024) dir. Coralie Fargeat

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God, James Gunn pisses me off and not in the way I need directors to piss me off (i love you, George Miller, you mad fuck).

Got that Amazon Prime + Fandango Early Ass Screening of Superman tonight, y'all want spoilers when I get home or nah?

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Got that Amazon Prime + Fandango Early Ass Screening of Superman tonight, y'all want spoilers when I get home or nah?

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@mamidearcst !!

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WHAT THE FUCK --poppy

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😮 26/6/25

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"Summerween's hot right now, Angela. We need to get on top of this. I'm thinking pop-up Spirit kiosks. Like food trucks, but with overpriced plastic crap."

❝ Bestica, I'm retiring from the Spirit Halloween business. ❞

SCANDAL! Except not really, the writing was on the wall. Literally, she'd drawn a very big 'Pensive Emoji' on her 'Word Wall' this morning while she was doing her affirmations.

❝ I'll always value the time we've spent together, making a mockery of a once proud Celtic tradition turned into a Christian Slop-Fest, like most holidays, but I need to move on to bigger and better things in my life. ❞

BAM! She set down the 'Letter of Intent' in from her friend and gestured pointedly at the embossed words at the top.

❝ I'm going to be the new Editor-In-Chief at Vogue. ❞

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I'm charged up. Fuck it. Ten billion to the mouse. Gunn better get Cat Grant to personally invite me over to her loft with Look Up, or he's in second place by a mile.

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THE TEA SPOON!!?

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I'm glad we're all on the same page re: this meaning something to all of us.

My deepest fear, now, is how the crossover is gonna fuck this up.

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OH, THEY DID IT!! HOLY SHIT.

Have y'all been watching IronHeart? Oh my fucking god.

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Have y'all been watching IronHeart? Oh my fucking god.

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❝ YOU'RE THE STUPID ONE! ❞

What the FUCK!? She didn't get to be the 'bigger person' about this! SHE WAS THE ONE THAT FUCKED UP THIS PERFECT THING WITH HER... HER SELF-ACTUALIZATION, AND HER LIFE OUTSIDE OF THIS PERFECT UNITY OF LOVE & DEATH!

❝ Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah, I'm SO sure that I'll just suddenly STOP feeling betrayed all of a freaking sudden and come crawling back to you like the dumb bitch you must think I am! I bet you and the Void'll and... and Satan Junior and whoever else you're cuddling will have a whole field day about it!

AND, I WON'T BE THERE! "

"... ok." She doesn't even sound upset or irritated - in fact, she seems totally okay with it. There's a slight shrug of her shoulders and a dismissive wave of her hand. "I tried, right? Guess I'll be replaced."

" ... like you stupidly seem to think I've done with you." She gives a look over her shoulder, "When you calm down you know where to find me. You're my goddess of love, Ana'Hira - and you hold a place in my heart that no other could. This rage and jealousy will pass when you realize that nothing has changed between us. Nothing could."

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❝ Oh, hello, ma'am. Unfortunately, I'm going to have to ask you to leave the application's office, as your being here is upsetting both the applicants and the staff.

And if - IF? - you try and and power play me out of here without my expressed consent, I'll be forced to sandbag you. So. Off you pop, please, there's an applicant waiting just outside. ❞

"You are not holding applications to replace me. We are going to the voi... well, we're not going to the void because he's part of the conversation as well... like the cosmic entities we are, and we're going to talk. Because you, my love, are sorely mistaken about the place you hold within me. Let's go, miss. No refusing. If I have to rend reality and play like my progenitor, I will - and I will NOT enjoy it."

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❝ I'm in the market for a new best friend... I'm accepting all applicants, there will be a four stage interview process and also a two week paid training program to follow. ❞

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