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makoto commission

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Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

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forgive me lord for I have imagined a life far more soft and tender than the one you created for me

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"The Stoppables"

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Please watch this you guys, this made me laugh so hard.

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One struggle 🫡

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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

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I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like

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I’ve been waiting a year to post this

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this episode aired in 1992

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Jennifer Check (Jennifer's Body) // Dennis Reynolds (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

[Dennis // Female horror protagonists]

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"grow up" no. i cast wizard beam

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being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this