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Why there is no fanfic on workin moms?????

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Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship

“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.

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I have three modes of reading

Dont read

Read a 500 page book in a day

Read only fanfiction until my eyeballs drop out of my skull from exhaustion

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Lego is a company that solely produces plastic waste as their product.

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panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh

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someone being patient with you is one of the softest forms of love

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A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.

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dan howell is back, supernatural prequel coming out, david tennant is the doctor again, my chemical romance has new music out and a tour beginning, speak now by taylor swift is on everyone’s mind, there’s a new percy jackson adaptation on the way….I know I’ve been saying this for a while but it’s looking pretty 2010y in here rn

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Everyone else’s music taste sucks but mine *Plays the worst song you’ve heard on your entire life*

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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

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We need to start objectifying wizards. We can't slap them on the ass though they only have 4 hit points they may perish

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It's kind of embarrassing to see scores of people announce they're leaving twitter. You're just empowering musk's circle jerk and the alt right, who literally interpret it as having scared you away, and aren't they basically right? If you no longer care about your twitter account you should be using it to shitpost, troll and spam like proper traditional internet folk. Flood their comments with all the obsolete onceler memes you want. Go nuts until you're banned, which musk claims won't happen anymore, which will be equally funny whether he sticks to it and lets you fill his notifications with Homestuck roleplay or he backpedals and has to admit he was stupid.

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imagine banning woman boobs only to blast every user of your website with non stop ball shaving ads

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The wedding is about to begin!!