Micro-dosing on reanimating corpses by going to build a bear
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youd think id get used to being human after all this time
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Department of killing and murder just called and uhhhh they want to killing and murder you
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unappealingcore. offputtingcore. unusualcore. what the hell is that core
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you wanna end my reign of terror so bad it makes you look stupid
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due to budget cuts our treasurer is now a little mouse pulling his empty pockets inside out and looking up forlornly with great big tears in his eyes
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The One Who Waits
today I decided to sacrifice my sanity and animated this
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The Corinthian walks into a bar..
Bartender: How would you like your drink, Sir?
The Corinthian: Just 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘭 it.
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same energy tbh.
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A LITTLE GUY :)
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The autism won today (almost got hit by a car in the library parking lot because I was looking at a cool beetle)
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shoutout to twin temple for releasing two seperate songs titled "lucifer my love" and "satan's a woman" which, when taken together, implicitly confirm that the devil is in fact a lesbian
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