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artblock-insomniac · 2 hours
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Jimmy's Customs ordeal and Iskall's surprise
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Cleo: Jimmy got stopped at US Customs, is that what you're saying JT? Joe: Oh--yeah, see, that's the thing, so, stuff like that I don't know how much the public knows, uh-- Cleo: Well this is from-this is from my chat, so, like--and Jimmy's Jimmy, Jimmy'll tell people. (laughs) Joe: Yeah yeah yeah, so, um, yeah, he definitely did. Uh--and he was the one that knew the least about what we were doing? Yknow? (Cleo cackles) At least Martyn had done it before, um. But like, yeah, they were--they were trying to good cop/bad cop him, and, uh, I don't know if you know Stage? She's one of the people who works for Gamer's Outreach who helped organize this-- Cleo: I--interacted with them, but I don't know them. Joe: So, yeah, Stage was saying that like, uh, that Customs calls, and is like, hey, we have somebody in holding, right now, that said that you would vouch for them. And she's like, well, I know a lot of people coming into the country cause I'm organizing a charity event, can you tell me their name? And they're like, no. You have to--you have to vouch for them. Joe: And-and-and Stage is just like, well, okay, I could give you a list of all of the foreigners coming in, or I could just tell you that I vouch for this person hoping that it's one of them and not somebody else lying because they know I have a bunch of people coming in, and uh, the Customs people were like, yeah that's good enough. (Cleo starts giggling) It's like, wait, really? That's good enough?! Okay-- Cleo: Wow, okay--(Cleo and Joe laugh) Joe: Like, like, they never said--I don't know Jimmy's actual name, like, um, oh, I will say-- Cleo: It is Jimmy. Joe: I will say a highlight of the trip--oh, but they didn't say like, 'we had James--' Cleo: --oh yeah-- Joe: 'so-and-so here.' Y'know, blah blah blah. Um. But like, yeah, one of the highlights of the trip was, uh, we were at like, a bar, or a restaurant or something and I was signing the check--y'know, you get a credit card thing, you sign it or whatever--and I was signing the slip, and Iskall just looks at me--looks at me and goes, "your name is really Joe Hills?!" And I'm like, yes-- Cleo: Iskall! Joe, through laughter: It just, it didn't occur to him--it didn't occur to him! Cleo: Iskall man, (wheezes) Is it news to him that you live in Nashville, Tennessee, is the question. Joe: I don't know. "Nashville, that's in America!"
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artblock-insomniac · 4 hours
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I want burgie :'(
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artblock-insomniac · 4 hours
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artblock-insomniac · 5 hours
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artblock-insomniac · 11 hours
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ok but zedaphs hc9 pov is hillarious bc he gives ZERO context for the crossover. hes just doing his thing and then hes suddenly like "and i have the perfect guy for this zedvancement. pixlriffs." precedes to not explain anything. iconic. man really does not care about ANYTHING going on outside whatever hole hes building in
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Detachable horns so your opponent loses balance and falls when they try and grab you.
Here’s why you don’t want horns on your helmet. Horns are extremely grabbable.
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fags are allowed to say dyke and dykes are allowed to say fag in the same way that youre allowed to run up and slap your sibling on the back of the head
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I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:
You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to [email protected] within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.
These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )
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fun fact: Boston Museum of Science calls their evening lecture series “SubSpace”, which would be a totally innocuous math term except for the fact that, to make sure you know these lectures are higher-level and not aimed at their usual audience (kids), they chose to subtitle it “SubSpace: Adult Experiences”
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what kind of person would i be to NOT offer this video to the impulse simps
this is from over 10 years ago but sTILL
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xisuma's recent video with mumbo shows that if you've known someone since they were 17 you're far more given to accept, without question, that they are willfully doing something incredibly stupid.
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artblock-insomniac · 2 days
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in light of recent events, i've started a google drive of mcyt skins that anyone can contribute to (provided you read and adhere to the included guidelines doc)! originally i was just going to save as many hermitcraft skins as i could, by myself, but unfortunately saving and naming files is a very repetitive action that put a lot of strain on my wrist- so it's now a public resource for any cc from any smp (again, within the guidelines). if you're interested in archivisation, have some old or hard-to-find skins lying around your desktop, or simply know a lot about your favourite cc and want to help in identifying and labelling their skins, please check it out!
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artblock-insomniac · 2 days
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Not made for spicy
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artblock-insomniac · 2 days
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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽
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artblock-insomniac · 2 days
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tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here
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