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ashekirk · 4 hours
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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and—
Shane: No returns.
Demon, sobbing: But it's making me sad—
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ashekirk · 4 hours
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ashekirk · 4 hours
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Biggest failing of the internet is that in order to be vibing with my friends I have to actually be talking to them. I socialize like a cat I just show affection by sitting next to you. Ily but sometimes I have Nothing to say. Not a damn thing going on in my head
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ashekirk · 4 hours
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Dear neighbours
Stop fUCKING PAIRING TO MY HEADPHONES
I am gonna fucking scream
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ashekirk · 11 hours
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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry
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ashekirk · 11 hours
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why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this
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ashekirk · 11 hours
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i remember adults telling me, as a kid, to listen to doctors and get my flu vaccine and any shots i could because they remembered Before.
then they started fighting Covid precautions.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that the ozone was disappearing and the earth was dying and we needed to recycle and save the planet.
now my parents think climate change is a myth.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that racism was a plague, that we had to love and accept everyone, that we should never judge before walking a mile in their shoes.
then they told me that protesting for my Black siblings was wrong.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that we needed to give to the poor. working at soup kitchens. making quilts. collecting food and money and supplies. building houses. because it was the christian and just plain right thing to do.
now they look at me, on food stamps with their grandchildren, and lament the "welfare state".
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven and that any rich man, especially an immoral one, should never run our country.
you can guess who they voted for.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, so very much.
when did they forget?
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ashekirk · 12 hours
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Why is every website's mobile user experience so utterly infuriating and shitty like this is one of the better ones ffs
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ashekirk · 13 hours
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people don't talk about the eraserhead baby as much as they used to. i hope he's well
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ashekirk · 13 hours
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Please do cite the deep magic to me actually. I may have been there when it was written but I am very forgetful
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ashekirk · 13 hours
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i thought of this at 3am and its canon now
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ashekirk · 13 hours
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Why does targeted advertising always advertise to me things I literally just bought like why would I need TWO piano benches bro
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ashekirk · 1 day
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ashekirk · 1 day
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it used to be 2007 you know
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