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war never changes

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Raise their open filthy palms, Like tiny daggers up to heaven.

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I know he’s kind of a polarizing character, but I have to say, Elias Bouchard truly is Iconic. When you hear the twist of “the boring middle manager was actually secretly an evil eldritch monster the whole time!” you sort of assume that the boring middle manager persona was just a facade, but no, he really does seem to just enjoy dull administrative work. He’s both exactly as boring as he seems on the surface and profoundly fucked up in ways you couldn’t imagine. He’s practically omniscient and playing 4-D chess with everyone, but he responds to even slight hiccups in his elaborate scheme with acts of extreme violence. He beats an old man to death with a metal pipe and when someone brings it up later he goes, “Yeah I may have overreacted there.” His employees are constantly trying to murder him. He broke out of prison just so he could give a dramatic monologue. He had a weird gay thing going on with seemingly every man he met in the past 200 years. He loves scheduling.

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hello, tumblr. how are we feeling during the first tmagp thursday?

based on this meme made by @mariorsomething!!! wanna give credit where it's due!!

image id by @rq-described because people requested one to be in the original post!

[ID: A screenshot of the logo of The Magnus Protocol podcast, except the words have been replaced with "Here We Fucking Go Again." End ID]

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-Fernando Pessoa

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Flying South by Clara Scintilla, 2023

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Posts by @/octaviafleurr from TikTok

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Fuuuck we left the back door open last night andthe whole kitchen got out

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BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

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I haven't personally verified this as I'm not at a computer, but multiple people in multiple places are saying the same thing. This is fucking insane. First the endless war on UBlock, then the Chromium changes to shut out some blocker functionalities entirely next year, now this?

Something is deeply rotten in recent Google/YouTube policy. I can't imagine that this is legal - how is this not anticompetitive? Google needs to get mega fucked in the press and the courts sooner rather than later.

And I need to switch to Firefox as soon as I get home.

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firefox users getting Ws just by google being shittier and shittier lmao

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adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out

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SEX EDUCATION – S04E01 ››› Ncuti Gatwa as Eric Effiong ››› Asa Butterfield as Otis Milburn

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“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

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absolutely off the shits today to learn that they were thinking of basing simlish off of estonian