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your blog low-key deader than the original claire timeline…./j /lh

OOC: you're not wrong unfortunately 😔

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so Oliver eats soap. Zip eats battery's than. Wtf does Edward eat??? F*cking paper?

📄: sometimes he just drinks the potions he makes

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Why do so many people want zip to be tickled?

📄: I don't know-

🎀: well she is adorable

📄:eh- CLAAAAIRE! >///<

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claire i dare you to tickle zip on the belly because shes fluffy and likes tickley kisses

and if you don't i will steal your family

make sure you are sneaky

(i love this series of claire tickling zip)

🎀:*silly kissy sounds*

📄:HEHE! H-Hey! Claire! *Squeak*

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You know shipping Claire and Zip is a proship right.

Did you really need to send this on both blogs?

And no

Zip does not have any canonical age therefore there is no evidence that it is and I'm pretty sure the only reason you're saying this is to make me feel bad for shipping a rarepair

However if it is genuine concern

It is not confirmed to be, if it does turn out to be a proship then I will stop however it hasn't been confirmed to be therefore I want to keep shipping them without getting spammed by people who are probably just looking for an excuse to make me feel bad for shipping something you're angry about

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CUZ ITS CUTE- (answer to your last post)

OOC:Ah, makes sense-

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GIMME MOREH TICKLISH ZIP RN OR I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILYYYYYYYYYY

TICKLISH ZIP OR VANISH (btw this is not the same annon as last one ^_^)

OOC: why do y'all want ticklish Zip so bad 😭🙏

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RAAAAAAAHHH FEED ME MORE TICKLISH ZIP OR I STEAL YOUR KNEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

OOC: okay okay just please don't steal my knees 😭😭

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WHAT ZIP AND CLAIRE FEARS (tickle tw)

ZIP:def kisses on belly or raspberries, shes so fluffy

CLAIRE:i guess feathers, shes not that ticklish

OOC: I have no comment on this but I still decided to answer because there's nothing inherently wrong with it so :/ *shrugs aesthetically*

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I literally had zero knowledge that this was taking place 😭✋

Lesbian tv on your ask box

OOC: lesbian shell in response

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Like genuinely I literally had no idea this was taking place-

Lesbian tv on your ask box

OOC: lesbian shell in response

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OOC: zipline gets to live :D-

part 4 of last post please (like i guess part 5 or 6 is the last one?? idk)

📄:EEE! Clahahaire! Stahahahap!

🎀:stop? But I just started Dear

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Damn bro

Y'all had a whole ass Dandy's world pokémon battle ahh thing in my reblogs and I was none the wiser-

Lesbian tv on your ask box

OOC: lesbian shell in response

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part 4 of last post please (like i guess part 5 or 6 is the last one?? idk)

📄:EEE! Clahahaire! Stahahahap!

🎀:stop? But I just started Dear

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zip how does it feel to be tickled by your gf? does she tease you or anything like-

📄:it feels-EEK! Hehehehe!!

🎀:heh, look at how cute you are

📄:Nohohohoo!!

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PLEASE MAKE PART TWO OF CLAIRE AND ZIP FROM THE LAST POST, ITS SO JIEFAI AND SKIBIDI (sorry) YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *CUTELY PLAYS JIEFAI*

📄:eee!

🎀:Zip, I'm not even touching you....yet

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YEAH! ZIP BEING TICKLISH SUITS HER

GET HER CLAIRE-

🎀: Gladly..

📄:waitwaitwaitnononoplsdon't-