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Watch out, Marge has the flu.

She can and will sneeze on her enemies to "deal poison damage" so Professor Black should probably stay in his office.

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I sure hope so

You thought I was gone? Think again.

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My wife got food poisoning. You'd think I wouldn't have to tell my wife not to eat raw cookie dough but alas.

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OOC: the p-bot apocalypse is upon us again and they have come for our beloved nurse

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*Leaves a few slices of honeydew melon on your nightstand and waddles away.*

Marge stop, it's 2am. Go to bed.

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Don't send me too many owls, I'm on summer holiday too.

Also it's a full time job keeping Marge in check when she's not confined indoors.

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Don't worry, I only let her burn things on special occasions.

Every night I take my pills and think about arson

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She's been singing some random Hogwarts theme songs she's invented.

"Hoggy Woggy Hogwarts" or something.

She's no composer, but I love her.

I hope you all are enjoying your summer holidays at home...

It's awfully quiet in the castle, not even peeves and I can fill this silence 🥺

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Believe me, she's tried to fill the silence.

I hope you all are enjoying your summer holidays at home...

It's awfully quiet in the castle, not even peeves and I can fill this silence 🥺

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I am not a labor and delivery nurse, please don't take a menstruation vacation.

doodle bc i just got my period and i need to make clora suffer too😭

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Marge dear, this is one of those unspoken rules we discussed. Rules that are common sense therefore assumed that they do not need to be written.

It's okay, I know it's rather confusing when they don't say so outright.

There are no clearly written rules that I cannot play with fire contraptions in the courtyard.

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As opposed to last time when it was on purpose.

Did you guys hear what Marge did?

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Did you guys hear what Marge did?

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Let her be wild, just as a little treat. She deserves it.

*t-poses on top of the ravenclaw tower*

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I've been informed that my wife is on top of the ravenclaw tower.

Just leave her there. If she got herself up there she can get herself down.

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OOC: hello fellow nerds. Sorry for my absence, it's finals week and I've been distracted with studying.

Also I (the runner of this account) am no longer single and we've been spending all our free time together. Yee haw.

Anyways see y'all in a bit 😝

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Our dear nurse,

Is there any magical way to fight spring allergies? I hope we don't have to suffer the muggle way: sleepy and dazed, continuously sneezing and crying?

No, there's no magical cure to seasonal allergies.

Marge suffers the same, she avoids triggering her allergies by just refusing to go outside. At all.