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Hey Paul, I know Bateman likes the Patty Winters Show, but what’s your favorite show?

Golden girls <3

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Hey paul, did bateman have you know, a child out of wedlock? My friends and i were going to the movies and we saw the empire of the sun, and this jamie graham kid really looked like a kid version of bateman

I don't think so?! I mean I know he has an affair with Luis's wife but I doubt it? That's insane though if he did! We're only 28 ish so even if he did I don't think the kid could be older than 2 or 5 at most

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you kinda look like that one bleached blonde guy from Fight Club

BAHAHAHAHAH?? THANK YOU?? IM SO CONFUSED BUT IM HOT SO ITS GOTTA BE A COMPLIMENT???

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Question, does bateman put on Hip to be square everytime time you two had sex?

WHAT?? I mean yeah but WHAT???

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Hey paul, you and bateman kinda looked like Batman and Joker, are you two related to either Jared Leto or Christian Bale?

Who are those guys? don't think I've heard of a Jared Leto or Christian Bale..??? Do we look like them?

I do read the Batman comics though and you're kinda right about Bateman, I TOTALLY see it!!! Wonder if I can convince him to go with me for Halloween!

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He's a child of divorce, give him a break!

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Have you seen the fan films by Stephen Meshotto? If not, you really should. His American Psycho short films—Mr. Bateman—I really thought it was good. The opening is especially good, with it referencing Lunar Park. Oh, and there is Patrick and Bethany, which is my personal favorite fan film despite being a deleted scene for Mr. Bateman. I'd love to speak more about it, but I don't want to ruin it if you have not watched it. Both fan films are available on YouTube.

wait they made films about Bateman?? Weird.

//OOC I HAVE NOT?? THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS TK MY ATTENTION I WILL BE WATCHING AS SOON AS I HAVE TIME OMG

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Fell out of bed this morning to see Patrick doing ab crunches??? Did I sleep at his place??

what happened???

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My bad for being gone I'm like

Dying?

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//ooc if you saw that last post no tf you didn't

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bad news, I woke up again 😭

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Someone tell Luis it's weird to caress people's suits

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This post is NOT part of the rp

I WENT TO HOT TOPOC AND GOT THE LAST AMERICAN PSYCHO SHIRT

Who cheered

I did

Unfortunately I was clocked for my New York accent and LUCKILY the ga checking me out at the counter was an American psycho fan from the north east so she was cool

Was a very good day

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Man I can't wait for my 8:30 res at Dorsia 🕺🕺🕺

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Dear Diary

McDermott called me several slurs today

I am sad

:(

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Man I can't wait for my 8:30 res at Dorsia 🕺🕺🕺

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Woke up in Pat's apartment