Sat here alone in Elsewhere, my empty realm with a pile of paperwork slowly stacking up, the boredom has set in and i need some kind of break from my world. I’m taking a little time off to answer questions. You can ask me anything at all and i will answer (with added drawing) I could visit Obscurity. . but i fear i might rip my brothers head from his shoulders and feed it to Orgo… I should perhaps take a holiday somewhere sunny… Lancara maybe… This is why i have decided to make an ask blog to keep my brain from idling… Bordom usually results in those black holes everyone in Layen has been talking about, so amusing, but i suppose not for the one who continues to fall for an eternity. They deserved it anyway… Back to the point….Who am i? I am Algard, guardian of my world, Layen. So ask away, foolish Human!
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Yes, well, I don't mean to keep pestering an old friend, but what EXACTLY have you been up to since my sudden drop-from-the-face-of-the-planet?
Pestering? no, i would not consider and old acquaintance to be pestering. Please, feel free to contact me any time.
What exactly have i been doing in your sudden absence? What haven't i been doing, i am a very busy man.
I have however, been training up my RM or at least pushing her to become something great. Layen is going to be crushed under it's own weight if nothing is done soon. Most of my attention is on her direction, making sure she is following the correct path and pushing her into place if not.
Though, I have been taking a little off, talking to the likes of you, which is keeping my mind in a positive, less stressed state.
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‘Hey’ indeed… I am not sure who this Adrianna is but I really wish she would stop emailing me… if she had the pleasure of meeting me she would certainly not conciser me a “babe”
And, Adrianna, I really do think you should attend a school … Tryign is not a word.. “Dear sir” would start off the message nicely…
At least I managed to rid my email account of those pesky Canadian Viagra emails…
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I have noticed, that you humans are quick to be saddened. Be it school, work or just the boring day to day activities. Depression seems to be an inconvenient part if human nature. So, enclosed with this message I have added a photograph which has a box full of kittens.
I know my dearest Arelle would get great joy from such a picture (even though a certain ginger feline is the bane of our existence..) and hope it has the same effect on you. You are perfect the way you are, amazing artist and writers. never believe that what you do is worthless.
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Yes, well, the wife keeps me from making chaos without making any money to go with it. Otherwise, I've been mostly quiet in these more recent days. I mean, I'm not all too spry like I used to be.
Congratulations. there is nothing better than a beautiful, intelligent woman at her husbands side to keep him under control.
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Aha! Well, I think you *may* recognize my face, but it is I! Ivan! But you probably guessed that. Now that I've finally found you, how have you been? I know it's been awhile, my face mostly shows that, but You still look mostly the same.
Yes i am aware of who you are. It has been a while and yes I will always look the same, Handsome but you look older...it's t be expected.
I hope you have been keeping out of trouble...
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Greetings from Elsewhere, Mr Master. I hope you will find my blog both interesting and educational.
However, I am curious to what you actually claim to be the master of...
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Humans, they are strange creatures. I usually like themthough there are a few things that are positively irritating!
For instance, swearing. Is there any need to swear in every sentence ? it isn’t cool to be vulgar… it just shows a low IQ, someone who is unable to use proper grammar and have to use a curse word to fill in the blanks… if we replace all curse words with animals i think it would make a much more and may i say, adorable conversation …. you humans should learn to be kind to one another! when the Obscurity invasion arrives you will need as many friends as you can get!
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Sat here alone in Elsewhere, my empty realm with a pile of paperwork slowly stacking up, the boredom has set in and i need some kind of break from my world. I'm taking a little time off to answer questions. You can ask me anything at all and i will answer (with added drawing)
I could visit Obscurity. . but i fear i might rip my brothers head from his shoulders and feed it to Orgo... I should perhaps take a holiday somewhere sunny... Lancara maybe...
This is why i have decided to make an ask blog to keep my brain from idling... Bordom usually results in those black holes everyone in Layen has been talking about, so amusing, but i suppose not for the one who continues to fall for an eternity.
They deserved it anyway...
Back to the point....Who am i? I am Algard, guardian of my world, Layen.
So ask away, foolish Human!
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