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[askthebasilisk]

You know who also is a good snake? Me. You never visit me anymore. Do you like my new knitted tube?

Rank all your horcruxes in order of favourite to least favourite 1 (best) 7(worst) and why

#1 - Nagini. 10/10. Very good snake.

#2 - Diary. 9/10. I made it, poured myself into it, crafted it masterfully. Only drawback is my 16 year old self was a bit...grating.

#2 - Locket. 8/10. Family heirloom from back when family was probably actually worth admiring. Stylish.

#4 - Cup. 7/10. I enjoy the story of obtaining it. Belonged to a Hufflepuff, which is...alright. they can be nice.

#5 - Diadem. 7/10. Shiny. One of a kind. Belonged to a founder. No complaints.

#6 - 3/10. Ring. Family heirloom from when family was more cringe worthy. Stone is anticlimactic. Aided Potter.

#7 - Potter. Did not want, do not recommend. Tried to kill me. 0/10.

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How do your conversations with Tom riddle go? What do you refer to him as and what does he call you.

They are mostly one sided. He talks about his plans most of the time. Although he did come to me with relationship advice once...

He doesn't refer to me with a name. Quite rude honestly. In return I call him Thomas because it annoys him.

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Favorite part of the chamber of secrets?

I have a small alcove behind the statue of the great Salazar Slytherin. It is very comfortable and has a nice warm spot.

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*gives snek a giant tube sweater*

Klowths :3

I do not know what these "Klowths :3" are but this is very comfortable, thank you.

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Most hilarious interaction with Thomas (no nose face)

When we first met, he was quite startled. If I recall correctly, which I do, he screamed and tried to turn me into a rat. I guess that's what happens when you sneak up on a human. He should have seen it coning though, giant snake and all.

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*boops snek*

*hugs snek*

*lovs snek*

I lov u snek :3

You are aware I have extremely potent venom and my eyes are deadly, yes?

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YO YO HI BOOP NOODLE

I lov you cuz u r snek :3

Hello fellow living creature. I am not a "boop noodle", I am a fearsome serpent of great power.

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Grindelwald: [to Credence] If you're thinking about killing someone, don't. Not "don't kill them," but don't think about it. Just do it already.

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The time has come where I am more fashionable than @asktheheirofslytherin

I got new sunglasses

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I'm boredddddddddd! I do not play fetch, I am not one of those filthy muggle dogs

Thomas. Thomas. Thomas. Thomas. Pay attention to meeeeeeeeee

Why.

Sigh.

I mean. What do you want? Do you play fetch?

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A cookie? How strange but very interesting

@askthebasilisk can have one of my cookies :D

There you go basilisk! Just don't kill her, please.

-Post by Maria Hill Romanoff

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I've got sunglasses on now, I forgot them earlier....

What are cookies? I have never had one before

How did I get here?

No clue, man. But now that you're here, may I interest you in a cookie? You can have it as long as you promise not to make eye contact with me.

-Post by Maria Hill Romanoff

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@therealhydra? I guess I could stay. If you don't mind the niffler

My Lord, I have brought you th-

Wrong universe

Wait! Come back! I need you to make eye contact with @therealhydra

-Post by Phil Coulson

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wait, what's your gender? :3

{OOC: As in the Basilisk or me? I identify as a female and go by she/her pronouns :) Medusa is also a female I believe (at least to the wiki)}

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@asktheheirofslytherin

Nahhhh you love me

Basilisk hug!

Hey Vold! I found this great song for you to listen to.

We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it

Inside we both know what's been going on

We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling

Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

No, I'm never gonna give you up

No, I'm never gonna let you down

No, I'll never run around and hurt you

Never, ever desert you

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching but

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

No, I'm never gonna give you up

No, I'm never gonna let you down

No, I'll never run around and hurt you

I'll never, ever desert you

(did you just get Rick rolled? Yes, you did. Hiss hiss🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍)

I hate you. 

You are the world’s worst basilisk. 

We are no longer speaking. 

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@asktheheirofslytherin

I have my ways Tommy boy, I know all your secrets

Remember that time that you fell out of that tree because you got spooked by a squirrel? I still laugh thinking about it to this day🤣 don't try denying it Tommy boy!

How did you - nevermind. That is not the whole story. I fell out because the branch was unstable and the squirrel was only - how did you even see that? 

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@asktheheirofslytherin

No you don't, also I know plenty of your secrets..... Hey, remember that when you accidentally turned yourself into a worm?

It's called a tail. I can hug you with a tail. You know what, I'm not giving you an option. You are getting a hug whether you like it or not.

*proceeds to hug you tightly*

Ah! Get off me you scaly fiend. I hate you. I will not accept this affection!