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Hey Lord Voldemort, have met my father the Slenderman?
Slenderman can procreate? Is he asexual in the way of a sea sponge or is there a slender woman? Or does he breathe life into a selected progeny? A human chosen to be a successor of sorts?
I should speak with him. I have tried in the past, but he gets touchy about personal topics. Not unlike myself.
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between Harry Potter and Percy Jackson who would you think would win in a fight?
Percy Jackson. He is a demigod, correct? Potter is just a slippery nuisance with slipperier friends. If it was not for his mother's good luck charm, I would have squashed him like a bug at my earliest convenience.
As Jackson also has a few comrades in arms, and I assume a demigod would have better friends than whatever Potter is trying to be, well, it would be no contest.
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Do you have a favorite cartoon? I personally like bluey the most although I think that bluey herself is not quite as good of a main character as bingo would be.
Alas, I do not watch cartoons, not have much knowledge of them. I grew up before televisions were commonplace, not that the orphanage would have provided one even if they were. I make a point to avoid children's media.
Wait...Bluey is female?
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how did you and Bella do the cha-cha for Delphini? did the Malfoys watch? did you make them watch?
We did not "do the cha-cha." We had sex. Alone, in my chambers.
If I were to see Lucius in my bedroom I would assume I was having a nightmare.
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You were voiced by a trans woman in the lego batman movie isn’t that exciting
but also how’s it feel to be canon in the dc universe
Is it exciting? I suppose it is good when someone has gainful employment they enjoy. Are trans women not typically given these roles? If so, that is unfortunate. I am sure the actress portraying my voice did a worthy job.
I have little knowledge about this "DC" universe, but I certainly hope this means I rule it.
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hey sweetheart,I was wondering if you are aware of the fact that there is spicy fanficton and thirst traps about your sixteen year old self. How do you feel about that?
Unfortunately, this fact has been brought to my attention. And I am aware it is not just my sixteen year old self, but all of my selves from sixteen to today. There is not an era of my life you people have not written about.
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The chambers of secrets has been opened. I’m planning a slumber party there for Valentine’s Day with all the single girls of Hogwarts. There will be sweets, wine and vapes.
Delphini, for the last time, the chamber is supposed to be a place of solitude and solace for the heir of Slytherin, not a discotheque.
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asktheheirofslytherin · 2 months
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Have you considered becoming a vampire to reach immortality?
I mean, it’s not like you can go out in the sun anyway. You look like a ghost. There is no way you won’t get the worst sunburn known to man if you so much as step outside during the daytime.
I actually have.
In my twenties I embarked on an expedition to several vampire colonies in eastern Europe and North America. I witnessed their way of life, their cultural adaptations, their strengths and weaknesses. I interviewed many of them, learned about the process, the struggles.
I decided against the transition for a few reasons. First was the risk of death during the transformation, both at the hands of the vampire in a moment of weakness, or else during the weeklong shift process. This in and of itself was not the ultimate deal breaker - the horcrux process came with risk - but this, combined with the other drawbacks, was a factor.
Sunlight was another major con. Confining my movements to hours of darkness or else incorporating creative adaptations would be a hindrance and time consuming.
The most major drawback, however, would be the craving for human blood. From my observation and understanding, it is not merely a matter of hunger. I could, on a given day, develop a growling stomach and a desire for a flavored stew or a Yorkshire pudding. It is a typical human experience. I would not, however, be driven close to madness over the stew. I would not be unable to complete my day to day tasks without the stew, as I would without blood.
I would be a slave to the hunger, tearing apart all I could to sate it, likely killing those i mean to keep alive in the process. And when I returned to myself I would need to assess the damage done in the name of that hunger. And after some time - days, weeks - the hunger would return. I would lose myself again.
An immortality in which I had lost myself would be akin to a death.
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asktheheirofslytherin · 2 months
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May I please join your esteemed ranks, I speak several languages and am extremely loyal to you cause, my lord
You sound promising. Are you of age and have at least one wizarding parent? What languages can you speak?
I look forward to your initiation.
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asktheheirofslytherin · 2 months
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If I had a million dollars I’d buy your looooveee
One cannot purchase what does not exist.
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asktheheirofslytherin · 2 months
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I just need to know. Have you ever had a threesome with Bella and Rod?
Absolutely not. I would never allow myself to fraternize with Rodolphus in that way. Not only would that make our dynamic uncomfortable, but I do not seek out disappointment.
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asktheheirofslytherin · 2 months
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I would spend 50k for an AMV of you my Lord
An...anime music video? I am sure one already exists. This is the Internet, after all.
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asktheheirofslytherin · 2 months
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when i first saw Delphi in the cursed child, she had silver hair and blue tips, i didn't know if that was dyed or she's albino, since you and bella have black hair, i thought blonde was delphi's natural hair, is your daughter albino?
Delphini looks extremely similar to Bella and I. She has naturally dark, curly hair and her mother's eyes.
I imagine the Delphini in this fictional account of her life had altered her appearance so that the familial resemblance would not be too obvious to those who were familiar with her mother's face.
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asktheheirofslytherin · 2 months
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My Lord, I too can assure you as a Hufflepuff with a Slytherin best friend that Hufflepuffs could be excellent Death eater candidates, especially nowadays. You'll need our patience if you want to conquer anything. 😌
I have found this to be true firsthand - I do have a small handful of Hufflepuff followers and they have proven themselves to be highly diligent, agreeable, precise, and genuine - the latter of which makes them horrible for diplomacy However they make wonderful internal mediators, creatives, and more.
And when there has been a glorious victory - or loss - among my ranks, it will not be the Hufflepuffs drinking themselves into oblivion and starting physical altercations in every pub this side of London.
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asktheheirofslytherin · 2 months
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Is Bellatrix the first (and only) woman you've had sex with?
No.
The first? laughable. You would really believe I would have allowed myself to reach adulthood without experiencing that much revered rite of passage?
I tend to avoid the temptations of frivolous pleasures, but over the years...I have had my indulgences.
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asktheheirofslytherin · 2 months
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did the 16 year old handsome tom riddle perhaps have a girlfriend in his 5th year? or maybe 6th? 7th?
I had a brief courtship with a girl from Ravenclaw in my sixth year. It lasted several months. She was pleasing enough: a pureblood, a star member of dueling club, attractive.
She broke it off as her graduation approached. She knew I was not going to continue with her, and was clever enough to be the one to break it off. The preemptive move was...embarrassing.
I had a couple other dalliances in my seventh year, but let nothing go on longer than a month or so.
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asktheheirofslytherin · 2 months
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Thoughts on the name
Boy Porridge?
Dreadful.
Wait. Is this one of those...memes?
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