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why are you all so out of character lmao this is literally pathetic

"Anyway, if you don’t think we’re portraying a character correctly or answering a question a way that they would, don’t come to us crying about it. You can easily block our posts if you see them in tags, and this blog isn’t all about accuracy really. It’s for fun and what we admins find amusing and what the characters might do based on what we know and what we’ve interpreted ourselves from them." (x)

You should actually do a little reading before you go sending hate to blogs that do it for fun, block our posts or come off anon so we can talk about it and stop being a pussy ass bitch who hides on anon and calls people pathetic, pathetic is people who want to hate but don’t want their identity known. Next time read a little bit beforehand, we’re doing this for fun, not exact portrayal, like said above if you don’t want to see our “pathetic” portrayals of the character in the L4D tags then block our posts. Now, as speaking for myself, and hopefully for the other admin of this blog, we’ll try to keep this as professional and on track as possible and avoid responding to anon hate as much as possible and try to keep this more about the characters answering your asks. But we are definitely not a professional blog, there will probably be things on this blog that are nothing like the characters that we make jokes about during game play and conversations about the game so if you’re looking for a professional L4D ask blog this is certainly not the case as we do this for fun and entertainment to ourselves that hopefully some other people in this fandom might enjoy

~ P.I.

Yeah, as said above, we don’t really care, and we don’t really care for anon hate. This is definitely not made to be accurate, this blog was made so I and the other admin could have fun and amuse ourselves by answering questions people choose to send us. Sooo, that being said, if you don’t like it, you don’t gotta see it. Wonderful, isn’t it? If you need to know how to block posts in a tag or a specific blog, I’m sure google could help you. Have a nice day! (:

~ S.K.

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Any of y'all ever get that crazy OH SHIT feeling whenever y'all get pounced on by those buttstabbin' kitty cats (Hunters)? 'Cause like...Whenever I'm walkin' 'round 'n shit,and I hear the growling,I go like,WHERE THE FUCK IS HE,and I see 'im,but I don't get time to react,and I go like OH SHIT I'M GONNA DIE

Ellis: Keith is that you?

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For the guys, who would you rather fight, an angry witch or one of the girls on PMS?

Ellis: Witch, the girls normally get it about the same time and they're really cruel...Nick: Girls, they're vicious but I like a little fight in my women.Louis: Um.. I'm around Zoey more than Rochelle, and Zoey isn't that bad.. She can be bitchy and all, but she realizes afterward and tries to make up for it, so it's not bad. Francis: Witch, for sure.Coach: Well, I seem to have more sense than most of the boys here, so I've never pissed off either of the girls too badly. 

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Ellis, who would you relate each survivor to of the infected?

Uh...haha. They're all normal infected.

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who's the most useless?

Zoey: Probably Rochelle.

Ellis: Um, we're a team, no one's useless, we've all survived this far which sounds to me like we're making a great team

Nick: Well, Francis got Bill killed so if he's a threat like that he's pretty useless to our team, I don't think we should be putting anyone in this group in danger like that. Especially not the girls with his possible prison std infected dick. But other than that possibly Ellis with as many times as he's gotten us jumped due to his stupid, long ass, southern tales.

Rochelle: And I thought us women were supposed to stay together. And Nick- too far... Way too far.

Louis: ...Damn, Nick... I am not getting involved in this one. We're a team, like Ellis said.

Francis: Oh, hell no! I'm gonna teach Colonal Sanders a lesson in a few things- one of them being disrespectin' a dead man.

Coach: I cannot believe I'm stuck here with all of you bastards.

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is it hard living with no sexual pleasure?

Zoey: Who says I don't?

Ellis: Well, I'm sure we all make time, I know some of us do. I'm pretty sure Zoey and Louis make time for each other, they're bad about locking us out of the bathroom.

Nick: Rochelle and I make find some time occasionally.

Rochelle: I'm not putting my business out there- Though it seems some people have already beat me to it..

Louis: I- I'm not answering this.

Francis: Zombie apocalypses with no chicks that- for some reason- want nothing to do with you blows majorly.

Coach: I definitely have more important things to be worrying about

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nick, is there anyone you dont hate?

Coach isn't bad to be around. And when we have to reproduce, Zoey and Rochelle are both to my liking so it would be a win/win then.

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which one of you kicks the most ass?

Zoey: Me

Ellis: Me or Coach.

Nick: The one with the suit.

Rochelle: Well.. Coach and Francis kick a lot of ass.

Louis: I don't know, not me, maybe Coach?

Francis: Myself of course! Who else is as badass, and kickass as me?

Coach: I say I kick a lot of ass, if I do say so myself.

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What's your preferred style of underwear? Everyone?

Zoey: That’s kinda personal, man…

Ellis: On someone or that I wear? Boxers, but on someone, I don’t know, ladies always look nice.

Nick: Who says there’s any being worn?

Rochelle: Such an intrusive question… It depends on the week, the day, and if I’m on my period. I like normal bikini panties and thongs, I guess.

Louis: Just boxers for me, keepin’ it simple.

Francis: Goin’ commando 24/7.

Coach: Boxers