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The box of ask is open, Midgard! You may leave questions about Steven and I's relationship, the Avengers, and anything else you please. We will enjoy your questions!

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Steve, have you considered that you may have to pay a bride price for Thor? He's a prince of Asgard after all, you might have to buy Odin a couple of horses...

Oh, gosh, is that how things work in Asgard? I'll ask Thor about it, I wouldn't mind paying Odin a million horses for Thor. ......... I'm not saying I /will/ pay him a million horses, I'm just saying I would do anything for Thor. --Steve Rogers PS: the rest of the Avengers might not post as often anymore. It might just be Thor and I, more often I.

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Steve, please don't worry about wedding plans! You've got lots of time. Just make a point to do one thing at a time instead of thinking about everything all at once. And remember you have other people around who can help you! Tony knows how to throw a party- would he be a good person to ask for advice?

Right, right. Thanks. I know I might be a bit overreactive right now, but there's a lot of pressure, between saving the world now and then and Thor going to Asgard for advice on the wedding. Well, yes, Tony's good at party planning but what he specializes in isn't really what we have in mind. I don't think a "crazy loud party in Vegas with sexy waitresses serving us endless amount of drink" is what we're looking for.

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Help!

Hi, it's Steve, and I had this horrible dream last night! I dreamt it was the day Thor and I's wedding and nothing was ready, the invitations, the food, the outfits... There was only one tux available, and it was too big for me so Thor took it and I had to fit into one of Pepper's dresses... It was horrible. Now I'm worried about everything, I mean, I know the wedding's in July, in about 6 months, but we haven't gotten anything ready, haven't thought over how the ceremony is gonna be, and I really need help... Any suggestions?

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I remembered the password!

For so long, I lost the password to our tumblr! And I found it! Well, Tony remembered it. Yes, Tony has gotten over the fact that I used to...um...be with Howard, but he's still a bit angry. We're all okay now. We had a really nice Christmas, here in the Avengers Tower, but it took a while to explain Christmas to Thor and Loki. As a Christmas present for Thor, I painted a picture of what our future might be. Thor took the painting to Asgard, but I'll post a sketch of what it was later. In return, Thor asked me to marry him... And we're engaged! Thor and I, we're getting married in July!

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Bruce, you are so smart and adorable. Come to my house and cuddle with me. Please?

Anything to get out of the Avengers Tower these days. Anything to get away from the whole Tony's dad and Steve thing. Its just so crazy here, I can't concentrate.--Bruce BannerCan I come too? Please?--Clint

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Have you guys seen the old films Steve acted in before he froze?

No one fucking cares about Captain fucking AmericaCause I'm Tony Fucking Stark.Stay silent, Man of Iron, or I will make you.--Thor

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Hi, sorry we haven't posted in a while. We had some... Issues. Not anything with missions or stuff, just... Since Tony found out about Howard and I, he was really angry, and Thor was trying to protect me and... It was all so chaotic. Well, feel free to leave questions now!

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Who got together first, Loki and Tony, or Steve and Thor?

Honestly? Loki and Tony got together first, I was still… Oblivious… To Thor’s feelings towards me. But he kissed me, and my feelings for him grew… The next month we were an official couple.—Steve Rogers

Steve was still getting adjusted to the new time and homosexual relationships. He was shocked when Loki came to the Avengers Tower and kissed Tony, and was shocked even deeper when I kissed him. Tony and Loki inspired me to act on my feelings, in a way.—Thor

Nah, they were just too stupid to recognize what they had back then. Okay, yeah, Loki kissed me first. But I topped.Cause I’m Tony Fucking Stark

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Do you like puppies?

I love puppies! THOR, LET'S GET A PUPPY!--Steve RogersPuppies are miniscule dogs, yes? STEVE, LET US GET A PUPPY!--ThorWe all like puppies, no question. I have a brown lab named Trent. I love him and he is my life.--Bruce BannerLoki loves dogs, but I don't wanna deal with one. I made him a robotic one, he was very pleased.Cause I'm Tony Fucking Stark.

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Tony, is it weird that your friend the Capsicle was friends with your dad? Cap, is it weird that you're buddies with your old friend's future son?

Umm... Actually, it's really weird, cause me and Howard... Umm...--Steve RogersWHAT?? YOU AND MY DAD WHAT???We... We were kinda together, for like a few days... Then Peggy... Yeah. Me and Howard kinda... Fondued.Oh, God... You accidentally called me Howard once...

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Thor, has Loki ever put worms in your trousers?

Yes, unfortunately. They scared Steve very much. He needed some pants after a night of passion and used some of mine. He never wears my clothes anymore before checking them for worms.--Thor

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Do you guys have action figures of yourselves?

Umm... Not really, but I think I saw Loki playing with some...--Steve RogersI have Legos. They are very amusing.--ThorI have found Avengers action figures, as well as myself. The toys enjoy what I do with them.--Loki, God of Mischief

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Whicn one of you likes spaghetti more than the rest?

We all like spaghetti, but I think Bruce enjoys it most of all. Other than Thor, of course.--Steve RogersI love spaghetti!--Bruce Banner

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When did you guys find out you were gay?

Umm... None of us are really gay, we're bi. But I found out Thor was bi when he first kissed me, and we all knew Tony was bi, but what really surprised me was that Bruce was bi. Clint and Natasha are straight, though.--Steve Rogers

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How come Loki is so damn awesome?

He just is, okay?Cause I'm Tony Fucking Stark.

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Pop Tarts.

Oh, I enjoy this Midgardian delicacy greatly! Popped Tarts are most enjoyed in the Avengers Tower. Dr. Banner has shown me a game in the name of "Nyan Cat" in which you play as a Popped Tart Kitten with the Bifrost flying from behind it. I do enjoy this game and wish to meet this kitten.--Thor