maybe a top ten gerard autism moment for me was when in the early 2000s men wearing women's skinny jeans was in style but gerard didn't get the memo that it was specifically skinny jeans that were in and not just women's pants in general so they were just walking around wearing women's flares in full earnest
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ok so here's the thing
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「涙色の町」
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wyd if you see them on your property standing in v formation
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hot people have secret Spotify accounts so they can listen to no mercy by the living tombstone with no consequences‼️‼️
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um
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pray 🙏🏼 sinner 🤦♀️
clean house 🏠 ugly house 🏚
educated 📚 felon 🤮
a job 💰 unemployed 🦗
clean pussy 😌 stank pussy 🤢
loyal 💍 cheater 🙅♀️
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show pony and dr death defying average conversation
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today is monday, may 22, 2023. don't do drugs kids. enjoy your gerard way of the day!
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Juliet: What are you getting Benvolio for the holidays?
Mercutio: I don’t know. It’s kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could’ve ever wanted when they married you. So I’m not sure yet.
Romeo: I’m getting Benvolio a divorce lawyer.
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I always see people posting Lockwood and co content with Taylor swift lyrics, which is all well and good BUT. have you ever HEARD a ghost and pals song? candle queen? honey I'm home? the spooky energy remains unparalleled.
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Headcanon of mine that in the south and Midlands yes everyone abides by curfew but you hit the far north and Scotland it's getting dark by 3:30 in winter, no one's going to shut themselves inside at that time of day, so in all the Northern and Scottish cities there's just this general assumption that if you've got enough people together in one area and you use a lot of sun lamps and iron everywhere then really, the ghosts can wait. Miraculously it genuinely seems to work, the ghosts are fended off until a more reasonable time of night.
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Lucy: Why did you never tell me?
Lockwood: It was a personal issue.
Lucy: You being in love with me kind of also involves me.
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Kipps: How do Lucy and Lockwood get out of these messes?
George: They don’t. They create an even bigger mess that cancels out the first mess.
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