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L + Ratio + Skill Issue + Lights Out + Ink Coating + No Pearl Drone + No Items Drop + Stronger Jelletons + Arpeggio Barrage
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Well fucking hell this aged
It gonna be hilarious if one of the minecrafters does something that gets them into mainstream news. Because theyre going to have to mention their username. They have to.
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YOU MOTHERFUCKERS CAN'T JUST MAKE MIETTE TREND. HAPPY FIVE YEARS OF JAIL FOR MOTHER BUT I WAS SCARED
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Downton Abbey and Onion Headlines
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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children's movie, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman
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The Les Mis factory worker after unprovokedly slutshaming her 19 year old coworker into losing her job (she had a family)
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This reads like a Far Side cartoon
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Jesus breakdancing to impress his friends (AD 20)
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I love how Side Order confirms in text that Agent 4's soulless husk is being used by Order to try and destroy you whilst they're trapped helplessly within their mind, and then like...nothing is done about this?
Like even after you're chill with Smollusk like. Parallel Canon is still there. Every time. Like bestie free my boy.
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Happiness Will Come To You.
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the death toll in gaza has surpassed 28,000. thats more than the population of the town i grew up in.
and its going to be much more given that the iof is invading rafah. the place over a million palestinians were displaced to. yknow, the designated safe zone.
dont stop talking, educating, protesting, donating, etc.. i understand being tired, i am too, but we cant afford to be burnt out. theres no conceivable reason for anyone to think any of this is ok to do to other humans. theyre not just numbers. these are peoples friends, siblings, parents, kids, lovers, spouses. it doesnt matter how far away they are. many of them were lovely human beings, and even those that werent didnt deserve this. they dont deserve this. i hope you already understand that.
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[ID: the UNRWA logo and a screenshot of a UNRWA statement with the title, "UNRWA's lifesaving aid may end due to funding suspension". the date is 27 January 2024. the subheading reads, "over 2 million people in Gaza depend on UNRWA for survival as war and displacement continue". the statement is from Philippe Lazzarini, UNRWA Commissioner General. /end ID]
Today, Jan 27, the United States, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany, Finland, Italy, the Netherlands, and Switzerland have suspended all funding to UNRWA because Israeli authorities have accused UNRWA workers of allegedly being involved with the Oct 7 attacks on Israel. [UNRWA statement] [Al Jazeera] [Reuters]
From their own website, UNRWA says that they rely on donations--
"UNRWA is the United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees in the Near East… UNRWA helps Palestine Refugees achieve their full potential in human development through quality services it provides in education, health care, relief and social services, protection, camp infrastructure and improvement, microfinance, and emergency assistance. UNRWA is funded almost entirely by voluntary contributions."
If you are able, please consider donating to UNRWA. If you live in the USA or Spain, your donation can be claimed for your taxes.
{{LINK TO DONATE}}
You can make a one-time donation or set up a monthly donation. There is also an option for Zakat.
I donated in memory of my Teta (grandmother), who was born in Jerusalem before Israel even existed and was a UNRWA nurse.
[27Jan2024]
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