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the exalted die!

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a concise list of (mostly) spoiler-free highlights from the manchester liveshow:

"Are my socks sharp?"

99 red parakeets

"On a scale of one to ten, how much do you look like a magical bird?"

the best(?) inter-PC ship you never knew you wanted

"Are you my mom?"

bonus action dissassociate

"Can I cast locate creature on a cheesemonger?"

a DC 20 check to skip a monologue

"I think I tried to fuck you."

"Does your mom take medication?"

nat 1 against finger of death

"You have to tell me if you're a child actor!"

manta ray jack with a maxi pad on his head

"You need to find cheese, and find cheese STAT! And feed it to that big beautiful man!"

Ally threw their back out pretend moonwalking. whilst sat in their seat. real and true

"I'm quangled out of my fucking orb."

... and more! featuring cameos from [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and... Brennan Lee Mulligan?

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the best part about being an artist is making the shit you want for yourself so pls enjoy my poster sketch based on this weeks episode bc i literally cannot stop thinking about it

this is gonna take forever to render but it will be so worth it

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a concise list of (mostly) spoiler-free highlights from the manchester liveshow:

"Are my socks sharp?"

99 red parakeets

"On a scale of one to ten, how much do you look like a magical bird?"

the best(?) inter-PC ship you never knew you wanted

"Are you my mom?"

bonus action dissassociate

"Can I cast locate creature on a cheesemonger?"

a DC 20 check to skip a monologue

"I think I tried to fuck you."

"Does your mom take medication?"

nat 1 against finger of death

"You have to tell me if you're a child actor!"

manta ray jack with a maxi pad on his head

"You need to find cheese, and find cheese STAT! And feed it to that big beautiful man!"

Ally threw their back out pretend moonwalking. whilst sat in their seat. real and true

"I'm quangled out of my fucking orb."

... and more! featuring cameos from [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and... Brennan Lee Mulligan?

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Autophobia: an irrational, extreme fear of being alone

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two clerics are dead. another one is murdered in front of you. despite being one of the greatest clerics of your age there is nothing you can do.

clerics are dying around her and there is nothing kristen can do

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THEY ARE ROLLING to pick characters in the live show, no wonder no-one knew nothing, THE CAST DIDNT KNOW

The combinations the combinations, I can't stop thinking about the Combinations

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making a person write an actual 300 word essay by hand in five minutes in a dnd game is fucking. evil.

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what 3 years of high school does to you

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my war elephant: we should attack tonight and sieze the honey by force

my wise elephant: diplomacy with the bees would secure us more honey in the future

my boat elephant: we need more wood for boats

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i was the first girl to get shrunk so small that they blew a bubble around me and i wasnt even big enough to break the tension in the soap and i floated away into the sky until it popped 100 meters up and i fell for what felt like years due to my low terminal velocity and when i hit the ground i wasnt even hurt and i joined an ant colony. since then ofcourse there have been many others.

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hi guys

for the record. my girlfriend doesnt like rachel being generosity but i think it fits her sooo well

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bone and bug retaurant post

waiter : hi waiter : will you be ggetting bone or bug today me: bug please haha waiter : coming right yup me : yum (shortly later) waiter: its bug me: yum eats it waiter: yum me: bye waite : bye

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happy pride! get hammerhead wormed 

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FINFIN BDAY COME AND SEE HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!