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ethan: benji, did you manage to decipher the encrypted texts? do you know who’s the arms dealer?

benji: i know friendship. i know kindness of heart. i know the fragile but pure bond between men and women alike, and i know how futile and unseemly it is, that we have all found each other, in this day and age, that we’ve managed to become friends. i know—

luther: you haven’t done it

benji: the new halo game just dropped

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boyfriend asked if we could marathon the m:i franchise this weekend.

pros : i can talk his ear off about ghost protocol and rogue nation.

cons : i have to watch the other 5 movies and pretend i actually enjoy them

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based on this amazing post i made just last year apparently (some options provided by @inahallucination my #1 fan)

seriously, pitts doesn't introduce himself to todd,,, the first time we actually see him is when keating makes fun of his name and calls him a virgin,,, fucks that about

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anderpeanuts? dead peanuts society?

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i love simon pegg because you never know whatever the fuck his next movie is going to be. what the shit was kill me three times (2014)? what the hell happened in inheritance (2020)? what is going on in a fantastic fear or everything (2012) ?? who greenlit big nothing (2007)? why did terminal (2017) ever have to exist? and then he’s literally in masterpieces like lost transmissions (2019) or hot fuzz (2007) or the m:i franchise or the world’s end (2013). like?who IS his agent? what is going on

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im simultaneously a big supporter of everyone watching dps and wanting everyone to stay away becuz those r my tragic rich white boys, get ur own

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you're in her dms im slithering here from eden just to hide outside her door. we are not the same

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guys i really miss the old nether rn

like i love the new biomes and structures and mobs but i loved the old nether so much

like the texture of netherrack was kinda ugly but i loved it

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"Dinosaurs lived sixty five million years ago. What is left of them is fossilized in the rocks, and it is in the rock that real scientists make real discoveries. Now what John Hammond and InGen did at Jurassic Park is create genetically engineered theme park monsters, nothing more and nothing less."

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I swear to god if something happens to Benji in MI:DR2 I'm gonna turn into a tinier, decidedly less trained but just as vengeful version of Ethan Hunt.

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Been looking for this post for ages because it's my first post that I ever made and I couldn't find it because I didn't know what tags were. 😭.

I've been thinking about what music the poets would've listened to.

Neil - Whatever his dad had on the stereo which was very slow 1920s music, so he never had a favorite band. He did however like the song "Great Balls of Fire" and "Book of Love."

Todd - Todd liked Nat King Cole. He liked "The Very Thought of You" the best.

Pitts and Meeks - Liked Elvis a healthy amount.

Knox - Liked Elvis an unhealthy amount. His first paycheck was spent on merchandise.

Charlie - This man has an obsession with Bill Haley. His bedroom is covered in posters, pictures, and everything else he could get his hands on. Nobody let him choose music anymore because all he wanted to listen to was "Rip it Up."

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RIP Gerard Pitts you would have loved fruit ninja VR.

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We as a dps hivemind love to gloss over the fact that Chet flunked out of Welton and we could do so much with that I think.

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I think if i was at welton i would have had such an intense, heart-wrenching crush on stick

I think it would border on unhealthy and i think thats so sweet

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guys i just read pitts and meeks as mitts and peeks

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I bet Todd Anderson knows how Joan of Arc felt