average-joseph

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say hello to the new white boy of the month

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category is wet cat man named bob played by lewis pullman

THEY’RE HAVING A BOB OFF

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scared. Dont pick up my rock ok im hiding under there

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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

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really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight

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two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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if not friend why friend sha—

never mind

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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑

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Animals: Jellyfish

A jellyfish, if you watch it long enough, begins to look like a heart beating.

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I think we should get Benji doing a cool af stunt

Obviously if Simon Pegg doesn't want to, we can have Tom Cruise do it then they pull of a mask and boom it was Benji all along.

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We're going to get you. :).

You guys are awful every time i think i can tell your fucking identical pfps apart you change them to a new set of even more inscrutable pictures and im just darned sick of it this is a complaint im complaining

DEAL WITH IT RRAAAHHH ITS CUTE CATS AND YOUR FRIENDS

plus it’s summer tiiime we need to celebrate man :))

@average-joseph us and our matching pfps 5ever <3

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