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i wrote this dogshit thingy 2 years ago BEFORE I EVEN HEARD OF KYLAR. lowk might remake it but dol version and make it sound better bc this is so kylar x Bratty!Pc core

M!Yandere x GN!BullyReader

ok first of all:

Our reader is kinda judgy and a dick to our yandere cause he’s just creepy so yeah lol

So getting that out of the way

Tw: yandere themes,stalking, us being judgy and rude ig, creepy behavior in general

Ok so I’m this situation this guy in your class is a creep

It all starts by you making eye contact with this dude. He sits in the corner of the room and never stops staring at you. It’s fucking creepy and you hate it. So you end up bullying him not to his face (just like gossip and stuff) After class I guess he decides to talk yo you:

“Uh hey Y/N, I saw you were looking at me earlier and I wanted to see if you wanted to hangout later?” Shit what do I even say.

“Hey uh what’s ur name guy! I didn’t mean to look at you but I was just looking around the room haha! And I’m sorry but I’m not interested.”

“Oh… I understand no one would want to a guy like me… especially you. You’re so perfect I can’t believe I thought I had a chance…” that so isn’t fair now I feel bad. Should I just hangout with him I don’t want him to feel bad…

“Wait! I don’t understand the topic in class so maybe you can help me study next period if you’re free. Just please don’t talk bad about yourself.” His eyes immediately lit up as he frantically nodded. Kms.

Next period we studied luckily he didn’t talk much and only focused on work. As soon as the period I ended up rushing to leave until-

“Hey uh I um wanted to like thank you for hanging out with me to study. Not a lot of people hangout with me so thank you haha. Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to sit by you tomorrow in class so you don’t feel lonely.” What the hell

“Uhm well thank you for the offer but my friends sit next to me so I’d rather just stay by them… No offense of course!!! You’re great it’s just uh I want to be with my close friends.” He immediately looks down and mumbles that he understands and left for the day. He is so creepy. Did he guilt trip me into hanging out with him or something?

As I got home I opened my phone just to see a bunch of texts from my friends:

‘Hey are you still going on the trip tomorrow?’

Shit I forgot we had a trip I guess I need to ask if I can skip school tomorrow.

“Hey mother dearest~ Can I hang with friends tomorrow duri-“

“No.”

“Please it’s the trip I’ve been talking about pleaseeeeee.”

“No and that’s final. You can do it during the weekend if it’s so important.”

“Whatever.” I stormed upstairs while texting my friends that I can’t go tomorrow.

Uh Part 2?????

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i got so yassified

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Nah should I make part 2 I’m bored💀💀

M!Yandere x GN!BullyReader

ok first of all:

Our reader is kinda judgy and a dick to our yandere cause he’s just creepy so yeah lol

So getting that out of the way

Tw: yandere themes,stalking, us being judgy and rude ig, creepy behavior in general

Ok so I’m this situation this guy in your class is a creep

It all starts by you making eye contact with this dude. He sits in the corner of the room and never stops staring at you. It’s fucking creepy and you hate it. So you end up bullying him not to his face (just like gossip and stuff) After class I guess he decides to talk yo you:

“Uh hey Y/N, I saw you were looking at me earlier and I wanted to see if you wanted to hangout later?” Shit what do I even say.

“Hey uh what’s ur name guy! I didn’t mean to look at you but I was just looking around the room haha! And I’m sorry but I’m not interested.”

“Oh… I understand no one would want to a guy like me… especially you. You’re so perfect I can’t believe I thought I had a chance…” that so isn’t fair now I feel bad. Should I just hangout with him I don’t want him to feel bad…

“Wait! I don’t understand the topic in class so maybe you can help me study next period if you’re free. Just please don’t talk bad about yourself.” His eyes immediately lit up as he frantically nodded. Kms.

Next period we studied luckily he didn’t talk much and only focused on work. As soon as the period I ended up rushing to leave until-

“Hey uh I um wanted to like thank you for hanging out with me to study. Not a lot of people hangout with me so thank you haha. Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to sit by you tomorrow in class so you don’t feel lonely.” What the hell

“Uhm well thank you for the offer but my friends sit next to me so I’d rather just stay by them… No offense of course!!! You’re great it’s just uh I want to be with my close friends.” He immediately looks down and mumbles that he understands and left for the day. He is so creepy. Did he guilt trip me into hanging out with him or something?

As I got home I opened my phone just to see a bunch of texts from my friends:

‘Hey are you still going on the trip tomorrow?’

Shit I forgot we had a trip I guess I need to ask if I can skip school tomorrow.

“Hey mother dearest~ Can I hang with friends tomorrow duri-“

“No.”

“Please it’s the trip I’ve been talking about pleaseeeeee.”

“No and that’s final. You can do it during the weekend if it’s so important.”

“Whatever.” I stormed upstairs while texting my friends that I can’t go tomorrow.

Uh Part 2?????

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M!Yandere x GN!BullyReader

ok first of all:

Our reader is kinda judgy and a dick to our yandere cause he’s just creepy so yeah lol

So getting that out of the way

Tw: yandere themes,stalking, us being judgy and rude ig, creepy behavior in general

Ok so I’m this situation this guy in your class is a creep

It all starts by you making eye contact with this dude. He sits in the corner of the room and never stops staring at you. It’s fucking creepy and you hate it. So you end up bullying him not to his face (just like gossip and stuff) After class I guess he decides to talk yo you:

“Uh hey Y/N, I saw you were looking at me earlier and I wanted to see if you wanted to hangout later?” Shit what do I even say.

“Hey uh what’s ur name guy! I didn’t mean to look at you but I was just looking around the room haha! And I’m sorry but I’m not interested.”

“Oh… I understand no one would want to a guy like me… especially you. You’re so perfect I can’t believe I thought I had a chance…” that so isn’t fair now I feel bad. Should I just hangout with him I don’t want him to feel bad…

“Wait! I don’t understand the topic in class so maybe you can help me study next period if you’re free. Just please don’t talk bad about yourself.” His eyes immediately lit up as he frantically nodded. Kms.

Next period we studied luckily he didn’t talk much and only focused on work. As soon as the period I ended up rushing to leave until-

“Hey uh I um wanted to like thank you for hanging out with me to study. Not a lot of people hangout with me so thank you haha. Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to sit by you tomorrow in class so you don’t feel lonely.” What the hell

“Uhm well thank you for the offer but my friends sit next to me so I’d rather just stay by them… No offense of course!!! You’re great it’s just uh I want to be with my close friends.” He immediately looks down and mumbles that he understands and left for the day. He is so creepy. Did he guilt trip me into hanging out with him or something?

As I got home I opened my phone just to see a bunch of texts from my friends:

‘Hey are you still going on the trip tomorrow?’

Shit I forgot we had a trip I guess I need to ask if I can skip school tomorrow.

“Hey mother dearest~ Can I hang with friends tomorrow duri-“

“No.”

“Please it’s the trip I’ve been talking about pleaseeeeee.”

“No and that’s final. You can do it during the weekend if it’s so important.”

“Whatever.” I stormed upstairs while texting my friends that I can’t go tomorrow.

Uh Part 2?????

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It’s so embarrassing that I’m planning out my school day and how I can play mystic messenger/where to go to get reception. Like I thought I left this phase bro. Anyways imma grind hourglasses till 2 am :)

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How I’d describe stardew valley characters to people who doesn’t know about stardew valley

men edition

Warnings: crack, doesn’t make sense, imma slander your favorites

Morris

- looks and acts like Mr. Ohare from the Lorax

- the cliche movie villain

Shane

- imagine the red m&m

- but with a drinking problem

- hasn’t showered in months

- literally looks like a divorced white dad trying to get back into the dating game but isn’t getting any hoes so he doesn’t change is personality

Harvey

- personality of a slice of white bread

- could touch his shoulder and he’d scream probably

- think like ron stoppable but with the stereotypical nerd look

- like those thicc rimmed glasses and brown hair

- probably was a know it all in middle school

Sam

- I hate to do the this yall

- literally a dog

- he has like 1 brain cell

- fire hair literally it looks like fire

Sebastian

- emo boy

- like 2016 stereotypical emo/goth

- it’s not a phase

- probably cried about My Chemical Romance

Pierre

- self proclaimed cool dad

- the type you’re rooting for in a show then you realize the type of person he is then you hate him

- thinks he’s the main character

- suburban dad who says like time to get a watch when someone asks for the time

Lewis

- imagine a senator

- that’s him

-but with suspenders and ugly underwear

- that one villain from toystory 2 the old guy who’s obsessed about being a toy (stinky Pete)

- that’s kinda the way he looks just without the big beard

Linus

- hate to say this but the stereotypical homeless man

- mixed with caveman

- definitely was rich before deciding to live a money free life

- probably did that after eat the rich was trending and thought he was in danger

Alex

- definition of a jock

- said he doesn’t support women’s suffrage because that means he supports women suffering

- still doesn’t understand

- has to sound stuff out when reading

Elliot

- human version of the beast from beauty and the beast

- thinks he’s Shakespeare

- he’s not

Wizard

- Oo not like other wizards I have purple hair

- literally lives in a big tower in the forest

- thinks he’s all knowing

- you’re not you’re done you’re done

Gus

- ok think of chefs in like every movie and tv show

- he kinda looks like that

- needs more appreciation

- love you buddy

Gunter

- the man the myth the legend

- mysterious man

- he’s the stereotypical look of the mentor character in a video game

- helped us meet Krobus thanks love you

Krobus

- shadow man

- mysterious

-not really

- one of the best characters fight me

Dwarf

- gremlin man

Merlin + adventure guild

- I don’t like you

- they look like the guys your parents tell you not to talk to

Willy

- looks like he hasn’t showered or washed his clothes in forever

- I feel like if you got a better fish than him he’d try to kill u or something

Clint

- incel

- Oh I guess nice guys really do finish last smh

Sorry If I forgot any of the guys

If I did they weren’t important enough to me

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Stardew valley Sebastian brainrot

Warnings: light nsfw??

- Just imagine like walking into Sebastian’s room and him working and ignoring you and you just sit on his lap

- His brain like breaks for a second then he acts like nothings wrong

- Probably would wrap an arm around your waist the other on the keyboard

- If you’re facing him then his hand might just go up and down your back and kiss you occasionally

- won’t stop asking if you’re bored

- rests his head on your shoulder and whenever he talks it’s a whisper

- if you jokingly bring it up he’s all like

- ‘Sorry?????? It’s funny so why would I stop???’

- ok white boy

- if you’re facing away from him though

- ur in trouble

- definitely teases you and squeezes your waist when he’s bored

- definitely kisses and bites your neck just to get a reaction

- no matter what way you’re facing it always ends with y’all making out

- sorry I don’t make the rules

- probably talks while you guys make out

- he’s definitely the teasing type asking if you missed him so much you came all this way to see him

- probably would escalate to more

- Robin or Maru knocks or walks in before it gets good

- he’s the type to either run his fingers through your hair or to like grab onto your shirt tightly if that makes sense

- leans back on his chair when making out idk why

- holds your waist tighter so you can’t leave him halfway through making out

- gets ‘mad’ when you leave

- next time you guys see each other he immediately asks if you guys can kiss again while blushing

- whispers it in your ear while blushing like a madman if he asks it outside of his room

- sam somehow finds out and makes fun of Sebastian

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Headcanons for stardew valley bachelors and how they sleep with their s/o

Shane:

- Sorry Fans but y’all sleep facing away from eachother or you’re the big spoon

- but no matter how you guys fall asleep you always wake up with him facing you hugging you

- definitely snores loudly

- 5/10 if you have to sleep to someone hugging you this isn’t for you

Elliot:

- This dude is a romantic as we know so he sleeps romantically

- yes logic

- he definitely has to sleep holding your hand

- facing away from eachother on opposite sides of the bed? Holding hands. Bear hugging eachother? Holding hands

- I think he’d like facing his s/o sleeping though

- 7/10 very cute

Harvey

- I’d say he’d face you but if he isn’t then hes a little spoon

- if hes facing you then he wants to be in your arms but is ok with the other way around

- definitely moves around bed for like 10 mins to find a comfortable spot

- 8/10 very cute but you must like being big spoon to fully appreciate it

Alex:

- big spoon easily

- I think he’d be the type to get hot easily so expect little blanket on ur bed

-I’d assume he’s like a koala wrapped his whole body around you (probably why he gets hot easily but he won’t admit it or stop doing that)

- occasionally whines in his sleep

-not in that way weirdos

- 7/10 if you get cold easily then sucks for u

Sam:

- once his body hits the mattress he’s basically passed out

- bear hugs

- you guys can’t convince me he doesn’t sleep like hes attached to you

- he sleep talks hate to say it some of it is silly some of it is sweet some of it is weird asf

- wakes up later than you and like I said hes attached to you so tough luck prying this man off of you

- 8/10 very cute and cuddly man

Sebastian:

- mellow version of Sam

- I’ve always thought that he stays up super late

- you probably sleep before him

- he sleeps with like an arm around your waist loosely

- Wakes up easily and whines if we get up to work

- 9/10 perfect medium but you can’t fall asleep with him bc he stays up so late

I think y’all at this point already know my favorites smh

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Headcanons for stardew valley bachelors with a s/o who is always tired

Shane

- I feel like Shane would be the type to just silently notice and not say anything about the farmer always being tired at first

- at first

- He’d also get sick quickly if the farmer always being tired so he’d make sure the farmer has a good sleep schedule

- overall sort of helpful

Elliot

- he’d immediately notice and tell the farmer to get more sleep

- would try to convince reader why sleep is important

- he probably gets tired once the sun sets or some shit and immediately goes to sleep

- talks about how he can write better since he sleeps and that can help the farmer with farming

-not that helpful but good try

Alex

- this dude wakes up super early so he probably goes to bed early too

- he definitely doesn’t notice till he sees that the farmer isn’t like playing sports with him because they’re tired

- whenever the farmer comes over he asks if they’ve slept and if not then they have to go home to sleep

- very helpful but kinda annoying

Sam

- I think he would take the longest to notice

- gets really concerned and asks the farmer to sleep in his room when they visit so he can make sure they sleep

- he forgot that they cant sleep in his room if he's playing guitar

- conflicted

- I'd say its helpful and cute

Sebastian

- Notices immediately

- doesn't say anything cause he does the same

- I feel like he'd offer the reader to sleep in his bed but wouldn't force them

- eh he didn't really try to not helpful

Harvey

- This dude is a doctor he's going to immediately notice and be concerned

- forces you to go home and rest

- "mad" at you for not taking care of your body

- scolds you but not in a mean way more in a concerned way

- very annoying

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Heya so this is what I write for vvvv

Stardew Valley

Minecraft(half joking)

Mystic Messenger

Assassination Classroom

Haikyuu

MHA

Ouran HighSchool Host Club

Maze runner

Also I can try to do other shows

Things I’ll write about:

N/SFW, Yanderes, Fluff, Headcanons, actual Fics, I can try Angst too

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Ik I don’t have followers but I’m thinking about posting headcannons and stuff for random shows and movies

Ex: Nsfw, Sfw, Yandere, Fluff, maybe angst I’m not that creative

Just an idea idk

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*shows up at a funeral* it's kinda "sus" that this guy is no longer "among us". did anyone ever let him vent? (part of popular indie game among us) one could even say all of you pretending to like him when you barely cared before are "imposters" LOL (in the game among us, you have to find the imposter among you, which is why it is called "among us") rest in peace

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Shhsshsbhsd

Mystic Messenger Chat Guide!

For those who still play Mystic Messenger or are just starting out- please enjoy this all-in-one chat guide! (*´∇｀*) if you use please reblog!

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Watched a few episodes of Ouran the other day with my friend and was brought straight back to my high school days = w =;;; Here’s Haruhi and Tamaki (who’s being an absolute idiot disaster bi) 💖💖💖

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Now let me pass it to my #1 bud.

HEYO IM TOMMY AND IM 19 I LIKE TO LIFTW EIGHTA AND WEAR SUN SCREEEEEN

as long as i’m blonde, i’m still in the club