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🎊🎉FINALE SHIPS FINALE 🎉🎊

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necro-cav pairs on tandem bikes. thank you for your consideration 🙏

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Your daily reminder

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4 days until wet rat wednesday

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“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

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No song nor poetry can convey tragedy like a cat who wants through a door

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Lode bearing Popcorn ceiling

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I saw this post and…

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I am going to decorate my home historically, I will use the popcorn ceilings of the 90s, the obnoxious amounts of wood paneling of the 80s, the carpeting of the 70s and the asbestos of the 60s

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Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano

Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023

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artists, this is ur reminder to start drawing references or redesign your original characters before artfight in july this year

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Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.