My discourse, shitposting, and occasional fandom nonsense blog. Old blog was @bai-xue but mostly here now. Gigadumpster mom, certified Gendo Ikari fucker, and extremely annoying about Ryu ga Gotoku.
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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point
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discord is broken? tumblr is a cesspit? twitter is evil? join us on bleeble! talkr is free ^w^. all your friends are moving over to deadjournal. harassmeonline is open source and the devs only killed three people. nobodytalksforum has great moderators. poob's starting up an sms app. use poob. give poob your phone number. talk to me on poob. go to poob. dive into poob. poob has me for you. poob has me for you.
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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on
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“protect children” <- reactionary drivel basically every time
“be kind to children” <-radical thinking that causes way more arguments than you would ever imagine
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a single andes chocolate mint from the olive garden can fully nourish an adult human for up to 96 hours
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they should really warn you ahead of time about how much of adult life hinges on being able to navigate other Ppls childhoods. Like lot of the time in order to complete a task or even just communicate effectively you need to get a sense of ‘wtf happened to this guy in high school’
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Girl what do you mean there’s a goal to sex? You’re literally naked, get a grip
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theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind
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Started lad recently and knew it was over the moment I saw him
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I love the attention that the latest like a dragon games pay to the eyes. The brown eyes behave as they should, turning into the pure gold under the sunlight.
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“You will kill my husband for me, right?”
I don’t know how to draw the other eye bruh
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