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LITTLE GUY SPOTTED

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God dammit jeff

Barack Obama walks into a bar, but he is invisible. 

After attracting the bartender’s attention, the bartender says "Ok, I'll bite. Why are you invisible?" Barack says "Well, I found a bottle on the beach and...then I rubbed it." "And then...importantly...A genie came out." "The genie said I could have...3 wishes." For my first wish, I said "Let me say this, and this is profoundly important...I want Michelle to marry me...I love her,...and I think America will love her too." That wish was granted. For my second wish, I said "Like all patriotic Americans, I am deeply patriotic...and I want to be President...of the United States...so I can serve my country." That wish was granted too. And then, for my third wish, I started by saying "Let me be clear..."

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I went out of town for a week and the classic hip hop station turned into a Christian hip hop station.

Clearly I'm not allowed to go on vacation or everything goes crazy.

Fucking Jesus rap

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“…oh no. Did you remember those watches Scooby and Scrappy were wearing?”

Carl the Animator: “Yup, got ‘em in the next scene.“

Ted the Animator: “Phew! Thanks. Great continuity.”

Carl the Animator: “C'mon, why wouldn’t I have remembered?“

Ted the Animator: “Well, only Shaggy ever really has one, and just occasionally…”

Ted the Animator: “…so when they do their little 'synchronizing watches’ bit…"

Ted the Animator: “…I mean, it’s not exactly a commonplace detail.“

Carl the Animator: “You underestimate me, Ted. I was never one to forget a dog watch.”

Ted the Animator: “Apparently so! At any rate, let’s move on to–"

Carl the Animator: “…“

Ted the Animator: “…”

Carl the Animator: “…are you… looking at Shaggy’s lack of a watch?“

Ted the Animator: “…”

Carl the Animator: “…or his sausage fingers, or th–"

Ted the Animator: “Everything.“

Carl the Animator: “…that’s fair too.”

Ted the Animator: “There’s nothing in this I’m not looking at. Nothing.“

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It fucken swimdy

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Guys.

Y’all.

I…

I just. I just… i have discovered something. And I have laughed too much. I have laughed every time I have tried to explain it to someone. I cannot get through this.

Look. Okay.

There are two things you need to know, here.

First: There’s a style of Greek pottery that was popular during the Hellenic period, for which most of the surviving examples are from southern Italy. We call them ‘fish plates’ because, well, they’re plates, and they’re decorated with fish (and other marine life).

Like this one, currently in the Met:

Or this one, currently in the Cleveland Museum of Art:

They’re very cool. We’re not 100% sure what they were for, because most of the surviving ones were found as grave goods, but that’s a different post.

The second thing you need to know is that when we (Classics/archaeology/whatever as a discipline) have a collection of artefacts, like vases, sculptures, paintings, etc. and we do not know the name of the artist, but we’re pretty sure one artist made X, Y and Z artefacts, we come up with a name for that artist. There are a whole bunch of things that could be the source for the name, e.g. where we found most of their work (The Dipylon Master) or the potter with whom they worked (the Amasis Painter), a favourite theme (The Athena Painter), the Museum that ended up with the most famous thing they did (The Berlin Painter) or a notable aspect of their style. Like, say, The Eyebrow Painter.

Guess what kind of pottery the Eyebrow Painter made?

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Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

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Anyone else excited for it to start?

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Anyone else excited for it to start?

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Anyone else excited for it to start?

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https://petapixel.com/2015/03/05/a-frog-riding-a-beetle-is-this-a-real-wildlife-photo-or-a-bunch-of-bs/

World's tiniest rodeo.

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Well fuck you too ice cream

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The article, since it seems to have been removed

just go see an ob-gyn