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bandersnatchers · 4 days
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unfortunately a lot of the corny self help advice turns out to be true but the thing is you have to come to those conclusions yourself otherwise it just sounds dismissive and dumb
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you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.
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my god you're fucked: the lady at the help desk just went to ask someone else for help with your issue and everyone's got a confused look on
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bandersnatchers · 4 days
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eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school
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bandersnatchers · 10 days
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Porn gets banned on major internet space -> porn moves to new space -> new space gets surge of popularity usage and investors -> investors want porn gone because you can't advertise Better Help next to hq art of the scout from team fortress 2 getting backshots -> porn gets banned there -> porn moves to new space -> new space gets surge of popularity usage and-
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bandersnatchers · 13 days
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me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid
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bandersnatchers · 16 days
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bandersnatchers · 17 days
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"let's finish setting up your computer" i've had this laptop since 2018 maybe you shoukd just kill yourself mr windows
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bandersnatchers · 21 days
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"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember
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bandersnatchers · 2 months
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Opening a Snail Salon where snails can go to get their shells done.
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bandersnatchers · 2 months
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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
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bandersnatchers · 2 months
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I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such
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bandersnatchers · 2 months
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non-practicing slut. is this anythign
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bandersnatchers · 2 months
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When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out
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bandersnatchers · 2 months
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it really is crazyyyyy how much January they managed to fit into this January
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