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OTP Prompts 9

Person C: “I’m going to push them down the stairs if they keep talking”

Person A: “If you’re aiming to kill them, that won’t even do half the trick.”

Person B: “Yeah, maybe pushing off the railing would work better.”

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OTP Prompts 8

Person A: *Drops a Gummy Bear*

Person B: ...

Person A, On the verge of tears: "Why are you just standing there?! Call the hospital!"

Person B: ..

Person B: ..

Person B: "Babe, it's.. it's not even alive."

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OTP Prompts 7

*Person A had gathered all of their friends over for an important meeting*

Person A: “So I bet you’re all wondering why I called you here today..”

Person B (The one secretly in love with A): “Yeah, I’m sure everyone is curious as to what the ‘oh mighty one’ has to say.”

Person C, who also loves A: “I’m sure it’s not that important.”

Person A, nervous: “Well I just wanted to let you know I love you all.”

*Person C and B, blushing madly*

Person B: “What do you- what do.. love?”

Person A: “Of course, you two are my best friends.”

-Person A has pulled an Adrien-

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OTP Prompts 6

Person A, trying to act cute: “What would you do if I were to die?”

Person B, not having any of it: “You’re not dying anytime soon.”

Person A: “How do you know?”

Person B: “A, we’re immortal. If you were to die, if thats even possible, I’ll kill whoever’s responsible. Okay?”

Person A, in tears: “Really?”

Person B: “Yeah A.. you’re my world. Without you there’s no point.”

Person C: “Wait all you’ll do is kill the person responsible?”

Person B, glaring at C: “Stfu C.”

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Awh, Jimin posted when I was under for surgery. I luv this bean 😭. Alright I better rest, have a great day y’all! 💜💜

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LOOK AT THIS ANGEL. Omg seeing him makes my day a whole ton better. Did anyone else watch his live? I did,, even though I know no Korean :,)

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OTP Prompts 5

*Person A, on a trip. Person B, at work. Both texting each other*

Person A, bragging: “Look at this beautiful waterfall, B!” *attached photo below*

Person B: “I bet mines better!”

Person A: “Prove it. Send me a photo.”

Person B: *attached photo below*

Person A: “Okay… I guess you win 🤣”

(Based on a real conversation between my parents)

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OTP Prompts 4

Person B, holding out a plate with some toast and soup: “Please just eat something.”

A sick Person A (who loves food): “Don’t you think if I could eat, I would be eating.”

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Bantang Incorrect Quotes 1

Jungkook: “Hey Hobi-Hyung?”

Hoseok, reading some book: “What now Jungkook?”

Jungkook, sheepishly smiling: “You know the laundry rule? Uh the one about putting clean laundry on the bed, forcing us to put it away before we sleep?”

Hoseok: “Yeah…”

Jungkook, pointing at Yoongi - who was ironically sleeping on a pile of clothes in bed: “Well Yoongi-hyung somehow made a bed on his bed. Out of laundry.”

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OTP Prompts 4

Person B: “What do you wanna be your next life?”

Person A, thinking hard: “Definitely a crack in an overpopulated sidewalk”

Person B: “What? Why?”

Person A: “I’d just love to make people trip all day, every day.”

Person B: …

Person A: “What about you?”

Person B: …

Person B: …

Person B: “Something worth meaning, like a Flower..”

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Precious Angels.

That’s it. Just these aesthetically pleasing angels to brighten your feed.

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The only thing I have to say about this is the face tattoos were inspired by the book Blood Ink by pocketbangtan on Wattpad!

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Storytime: So a few years back,, way before all this covid shit,, my school used to have assembly's for things like announcing Homecoming or congratulating the sports teams for winning. Blah blah. Well one of the assembly's, it was really loud. My friend and I both left. Like in that gym was chaos, yelling, running around, chaos. Anyways my friend and I left, and one of my favorite teachers walked by. So my dumbass said 'Goodluck in there.' Thinking he was going into the assembly. WELL. He said 'Uh...? Thanks?' and walked straight into the bathrooms. I WISHED MY TEACHER GOODLUCK FOR GOING WIZZ IN THE BATHROOM. I didn't hear the end of that for a whole month from my friend. ಥ‿ಥ

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OTP Prompts 3

Person C: "How do you know you like someone?

Person B: "Well , you would always want to hang out with them, want them to laugh at your jokes.."

Person C: "Ohhhhh."

Person B: "And sometimes you just want want to hit them with a bat to get some peace."

Person C: "Wait-"

Person B: "Take Me and A for example. We love eachother but we also would just love to backhand another at some points of the relationship. Right A?!"

Person C: ...

Person A, off in the distance: "Right B!"

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OTP Prompts 2

*Person A and B are walking next to eachother*

Person A: *Accidentally grazes their arm against Person B's arm*

Person B: *Flinches away* "What the heck! Why are you so damn cold?"

Person A: *Smiles sheepishly* "What do you mean, I'm always cold."

Person B: *Scoffs, continuing their walk*

Person A: ...

Person B: ...

Person A: ...

Person B: "C'mere." *Casually wraps arm around Person A's shoulder, pulling them closer together for warmth.*

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I had to be out shopping when he went live 🙄. At least I was able to catch the last ten minutes though! 💜💜

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OTP Prompts 1

Person A: *Struggling to put slip-on shoes on, tripping in the process*

Person B: *Watching from afar, concerned*

Person A, lying on the floor with tears in their eyes: "These are supposed to be SLIP-ON shoes! Not SLIP-AND-FALL-ON shoes!"