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hey guys i havent been here in a sec but uhhhhhh

(nsfw, reckless drinking/abuse of substances, powerplay) im imagining force-feeding schlatt alcohol 😊 of course he at least somewhat knows how to drink, but everyone has a breaking point when someone else is in control of the bottle and isnt letting up at all.

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c!schlatt having a weird quirk where he just. licks you randomly

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Forget about talking out the side of his mouth, let’s talk about nose scrunching when he laughs

i dont need to forget. i contain multitudes.

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omg! omg! imagine a gun kink with schlatt 😵‍💫 im gonna go crazy

i talked about this with some of my friends so listen to me

you copy how he starts smiling and laughing whenever he has one of those pellet guns, and you press it against his forehead with a big, cocky grin on your face as you tell him 'give me your fucking wallet, schlatt' and whoops, is he hard?

also, the first time you guys use one of his fake guns, things dont go as planned.

next time he’s on stream he’s got a big red welt on the middle of his forehead and when people ask he just lets out a long sigh and stares into the camera. ‘four words. girlfriend/boyfriend. orbee gun. Stupid.’

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OMG!.. u think schlatt would make u suck on the gun or smthin? 🤔 or like have it to ur head while ur giving him a bj?? very specific.. don’t ask why

in the case where he's the one with the gun, yes to both of these

imagine he presses the gun in your face at first while jokingly threatening you, but he doesn't expect you to fuckin give him the most devious grin and lip the muzzle of the gun.

in the situation where you're giving him head, you might be teasing him, not taking him all the way down your throat and that's when he whips out the gun out of nowhere (no seriously, why does he always have one nearby) and presses it against your head, chewing on the toothpick in his mouth as he just says in that thick, lust filled voice "fuckin' suck it, slut"

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Schlatt saying "just the tip" bc you dont have time and need to make this quick, but not even the second pump and he's already in your gut balls deep

oh my fucking god, im going to write something about this later

but him just putting the tip in?? and your breathing so hard, trying not to whimper is name because you know if you make too much noise he's gonna get carried away.

"just need a lil feel of that pussy," he says, fingers digging into your hips. he can barely stop himself from instinctively moving his hips, that tight warmth of your pussy driving him absolutely insane.

"j-jay, johnathan, don't move-" your warning falls on deaf ears as he only processes the shakiness of your voice, his cock throbbing as he gives a little push deeper in. "shhh, shut up, stop fuckin' talkin'," he hisses through his teeth, his head falling on your shoulder.

schlatt should've known it was a bad idea because he's giving shallow thrusts, trying his fucking hardest to only fuck the tip in and out a bit. but then he starts to feel you dripping down the length of his cock and down his balls, and it's unfair how wet you are.

"jesus fuck, sweetheart," he groans. "you're drippin' so bad, makin' a fuckin mess." your walls flutter at the sound of his depraved voice, causing him to groan your name as he pushes himself hilt deep into you, his hand slapping across your mouth to keep you quiet from the sudden intrusion. "fuck, fuck you, fuck you for havin' such a sweet little cunt, god, i'm fuckin addicted to ya, doll," he says before he pounds into you, moving his hand so he could swallow your moans with his mouth.

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currently having thoughts about schlatt w/ separation anxiety

(all sfw)

texts his s/o about everything he's doing all the time to keep in as much contact as possible

also sends pictures of everything he's doing throughout the day since it can be faster and more engaging than just describing things or sending brief updates like "on the bus now"

calls every single night if he's away for multiple days. he'll typically either fall asleep on call or stay up super late talking to his s/o and fall asleep at like 5 am

likes calling his s/o while they're out of the house (as opposed to getting texts from them all the time cause he knows most people can't keep up with that)

not a big fan of splitting up when on an outing with his s/o, even if it'd make the trip faster or otherwise be more convenient

will come up to his s/o at random times during the day and just insist on hugging them for a minute or two cause he remembers that they're there and they're a person and he needs to be close to them

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I JUST REALIZED THAT HIS MUSTACHE MAKES HIS MOUTH LOOK LIKE A :3

oh this image is actually so precious

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imagine schlatt telling his friends he's gonna go pick you up so you can watch him in the newest OTK video, still deciding if you want to be in the skit or not. when he leaves, he's completely normal, doing the usually shit he does. he promises he'll be back in 10 minutes

40 minutes later, he's back, but he is completely different.

his face and ears are a pretty shade of red, he's got the biggest, dopiest smile ever, and his face and neck are COMPLETELY covered in kiss marks that are identical to the color on your lips. you, however, are completely calm, being the one that that apologizes for being late, saying that you got carried away

they ended up having you take schlatt's place because he couldn't stop giggling and blushing, and wouldn't go wash off the kiss marks. every once in a while, you'd be able to hear him just start giggling whenever you talked and the camera would pan to him, eyes practically closed as he smiled so hard just from hearing your voice

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·˚˖ wearing his hoodie

– ❛ 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬 : Ted, schlatt, Charlie,

– ❛ 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: how the chuckle sandwich boys react to you wearing their hoodies

– ❛ 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: none that I'm aware of

a/n : this is my first time writing in over two years so I'm sorry if it's shit and if there is spelling errors :)

*.₊.˚꒰:: SCHLATT !

although he may not show it his heart warms up at the sight of you wearing his hoodie

probably is the type to pull you onto his lap while sliding his hand up the hoodie to feel your stomach

love LOVES to see you wearing his own merch

brags two people about you wearing his merchandise and not theirs

whenever you get cold best believe that a random schlatt hoodie would come flying you're way without a word

*.₊.˚꒰:: TED !

dear lord help this man

he would turn red so fast if he sees you wearing his hoodie for the first time

falls in love even more with you, because you just looked so adorable In his hoodie.

loves to hug you from behind while you wear his hoodie, it's confusing, but he just loves to hug you that way, especially when you are wearing his hoodie.

probably buys you both matching hoodies

if you are shorter than him. then his hoodie most likely is long on you

and omg I pay for you he would never want to let you go

*.₊.˚꒰:: CHARLIE !

is the type to freeze up and then freak tf out

runs up to you and hugs you so tightly screaming into you're ear "you are so fucking adorable"

literally tells everyone about how adorable you looked wearing his hoodie

probably fills up your closet with nothing but his hoodies and his merchandise

speaking of merchandise, omg this man loses his mind when he sees you wearing his own merch.

pretends to die and comes back to life to give you the biggest the hug while whispering in your ear about how adorable you look and how much he loves you :(

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hiii sid can i get some bf!charlie hcs?

YES. (sfw)

him info dumping a lot !!

you always stealing his glasses and him getting fake mad

teaching you how to play dark souls

always falling asleep watching shows together

HIM ALWAYS OFFERING TO CARRY YOU WHEN YOURE TIRED

he eventually does carry you <3 bless his heart

lots of smooches !!!

i feel like he'd give SUPER tight hugs

always mesmerized by you hehe

holding hands 24/7. hope u enjoy meri!!

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hi sid! can i get some bf!charlie hcs? idx if they're sfw or nsfw i just need him shhshsvsjsj

he would make u sit on his lap and watch him play video games on his computer!!

when youre not with him he video calls and you get to watch him play for hours!!

always sending you copypastas

he love love loves guinea pigs (<3) and would always be sending you photos of two guinea pigs and say "It's us!!"

also remember this video!! he coos at you and its the most adorable thing ever

i feel like he babies you a lot in general so cute

baking with charlie would be very chaotic but so fun, he'd probably put frosting on your lips and then kiss it off aaaaa these r all!! theyre all sfw i hope u enjoy meri <3

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Acts of affection I associate w/ Chuckle Sandwich

Gn reader

Written in 2nd/3rd person as that was the easiest way to write these

Overall

Randomly squishing your cheeks

If you fall asleep on the couch during a movie, they’ll wake you up towards the end

Is totally 100% down w/ sharing food entries; like you get one & they get something different & then you both give each other half

Takes candid pics of y’all; let's you pick out the best ones

Charlie

Scratching your scalp

Pinky promises/linking pinkies

Writes little bits of poetry or lists about what personality traits they like best about you on scraps of paper

Would let you have the last slice (pizza, pie, cake)

If you dye your hair periodically, they’ll help or even ask you to dye a small section of their hair

Will make random music playlists for ya

Seeing your eyes strain, they'd place your glasses on for you (if you wear glasses)

Jschlatt

Greeting each other w/ a middle finger or ‘what’s up fucker?’

When you’re not paying attention & are about to run into someone/something so they yank you out of the way

Whatever generation you’re apart of (Millennial, Gen Z, Boomer), it’s one of their many nicknames for you

Will make you a cup of tea, not say anything about it except placing within view

When holding hands, would squeeze your hand

Keeps a running list of stuff you recommend for them to watch/listen to & vice versa

Noogies

Ted Nivison

Sticks one of those fruit stickers on you

Tickle Fights

Will put their hand in your hoodie/jacket pocket in a ‘this is our pocket now’ way

Always forgets a umbrella when it rains; instead you’re both booking it while they hold their jacket above your heads

If you consider a step to be too high/tall, no problem, they’ll help you up in offering a hand/shoulder—little boost

Doesn’t matter your size, will offer you a picky back ride

Noticing your glasses are dirty, would softly take them off and clean them before handing them back (if you wear 'em that is)

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·˚˖ them with an s/o who's love language is physical touch

– ❛ 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬 : Ted, schlatt, Charlie.

– ❛ 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 : how the boys are with an s/o who's love language is physical touch

– ❛ 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 : none that I'm aware of

*.₊.˚꒰:: SCHLATT !

I've said it once and I'll say it again schlatt isn't very fond of physical touch

don't get him wrong now, he loves you deeply but he just doesn't like to be touched all the time

so if you ask him for cuddles or hugs

he'll likely say no at the moment

but he knows that's the only way you show love and so he yes, after saying no to you about 10 times

he tries his best to give hugs and cuddles to you whenever he feels most comfortable

*.₊.˚꒰:: TED !

he loves how your love language is physical touch

and he low-key takes advantage of it

is hella clingy with you when he finds out

whenever he is feeling down he just calls out for you and you come running to him for hug aka a boost of serotonin for him

gets happy whenever you grab his hand out of nowhere and just randomly kisses it

loves how you give him warm hugs out of nowhere

*.₊.˚꒰:: CHARLIE !

listen be prepared for this man right here

he absolutely loves how you just love to hug, kiss or cuddle with him in the most randomness spot

he's streaming oh well, he holds your hand under his desk

if he's tired after a long day of hard work he calls out to you for a cuddle session

he doesn't care how clingy you get with him, that is until he has to work.

overall he's like Ted he truly takes advantage of the whole 'love language is physical touch' thing

notes 💌 : this isn't my best work but oh well

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Love Languages

There's like 2 bullet points, one in Charlie's & one in Ted's that aren't that gender neutral. Besides that, it should be gn. Also could be considered a pt. 2 to this, even though that's not on purpose.

Gn reader

Charlie:

Leans on your shoulder while you read a book

Remembers your go-to orders; the fact you don’t like a certain food item—like pineapple on pizza

When he finds out about your favorite book, expect to receive an annotated version from him

Loves completing puzzles with you

Good morning & goodnight text messages

If you ever ask him if you can info-dump, he’s all ears

Is the type to hold your hand, swinging that arm back & forth whilst walking

Offers to brush the back of your hair b/c he knows you struggle to reach it

Even if you’re sitting 5 feet apart, he’ll do the whole ‘pst, pst’ to get your attention before mouthing ‘I love you'

Helps you create your D&D characters, patiently answering any questions even if you’ve asked it a 100x before

Schlatt:

Runs his fingers down your arm when he passes you

Picks out movies/shows to rewatch with you

Will surprise you at work with lunch

If you have a shirt or outfit that you rarely wear, he always tries to notice & makes sure to compliment on it

‘Is that a new top?’ ‘Oh, it looks nice on you’

Goes on random trips to IKEA w/ you just to goof around

Will randomly start braiding a random strain of hair

Asks you to help make the bed w/ him

Makes little flip books; sometimes they’re cute little stick figures bouncing on a trampoline, other times they’re a stick figure giving you the middle finger

When he thinks you’re asleep, he’ll whisper ‘I’m so lucky to have you.'

Ted:

Puts his cold feet on you

If he notices you can’t sleep, he’ll record little voice notes

Creates his own set of ‘open when angry, sad, happy’ letters

When you get home from work, drops everything to ask you how your day went

Loves staying up late and just talking about y’all’s fears, and beliefs about the universe

Goes on a rant about how the universe must love everyone

Will do this thing where he lightly traces your facial features when you’re about to fall asleep

Will happily help shave your face even if you don’t need the help

Lego flowers; legos in general

Gifts you a build-a-bear that looks like him—when you press the paw, it’s an audio of him saying ‘Miss you too Snookums’

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Chucklers after you get back from a long trip. Them just welcoming you back and all the things they would get or do for you, sfw and nsfw... just an idea I've had on my mind...

ANON I LOVE YOU THIS IDEA TYSM

ted

sfw

♡ as soon as he sees you when you come home, he's running up to you and giving you the biggest hug oml. hands are around your waist, lifting you up, not wanting to let go. (and he doesn't, for at least a good minute or two).

♡ kisses all over your face and neck until you're blushing and giggling, squealing for him to stop

♡ carries all your luggage and REFUSES to let you help with any

"nope, nope, put that down. i can handle this stuff, baby! let me help you, love."

♡ constantly touching you, hand on your waist, arm around your shoulder, holding your hand. he missed you so much while you were gone

nsfw

♡ as soon as your stuff is inside, he carries you to the bedroom, your legs wrapped around his waist

♡ he lays you down on the bed, still kissing you. his mouth trails lower, and lower, until his head is settled between your legs

♡ eats you out like it's his last meal, your hands gripping his hair motivate him to keep going

♡ makes you come undone several times, until tears of pleasure are pricking at your eyes and you're too fucked out to form a coherent sentence.

♡ cuddles you until you both fall asleep. expect him to fuck you senseless the next day

schlatt

sfw

♡ picks you up from the airport and twirls you around until you're both dizzy.

♡ can't stop smiling. there's a shit eating grin on his face for the next 24 hours at LEAST

♡ doesn't stop talking about how much he and the cats missed you.

♡ hand on your thigh on the drive home, rubbing comforting circles

♡ stops to get you your favorite food on the way home, he just wants to spoil you

nsfw

♡ as soon as the two of you arrive home, he's bending you over the nearest surface. whether it be the kitchen island, the couch, it doesn't matter. he's so needy for you

♡ teases you until you're wet enough to take him. then he's fucking you until you can't stand

♡ praises you so so much more than usual.

"fuck, baby. you're so perfect for me, hmm? letting daddy fuck you as soon as you get back. my sweet baby."

♡ takes a bath with you afterwards. cleans you up all nice then carries you to bed <3

charlie

sfw

♡ gets so excited when he sees you, he hugs you so tight you have to tell him to calm down

"charlie, i missed you too. can barely breathe, baby."

"shit... sorry sweetheart, i just missed you a lot."

♡ as soon as you get home he's giving you presents that he bought for your return. probably orders your favorite takeout, too.

♡ repeats how much he missed you, how he wishes you were there for the things he did whil you were away

♡ asks for any and all photos you took during your trip

nsfw

♡ he practically drags you to the bedroom after you two finish eating

♡ begs for you, saying how much he needed you

"s'been too long, baby. please let me fuck you, please."

♡ hickeys all over your neck. he's not even thinking about how you two have to meet up with friends the next day

♡ you end up riding him, rolling your eyes at the friction you havent had since before you left

♡ once you get too tired, he's gripping your hips and fucking up into you.

"that's it, baby. so so good, my love, fuck."

♡ stays inside you for a few minutes, hugging you, savoring your time together.

♡ picks you up and carries you to the shower, cleaning you up before bringing you to the couch for a nice long movie

a/n: holy shit i got carried away. the brainrot is real 😭 anyways ily anon, enjoy!!!

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so im probably never gonna post just.. a list of all the people i feel crazy weird things about, like even if i end up reblogging stuff about all of them i dont wanna have an easily accessible list, BUT.... i will share that im realizing i have A LOT of feelings about charlie. dear god im losing my mind thinking about him. i am too tired to be thinking so hard about this

at first i thought it was a really specific thing thats basically more of just like.. attraction to him by proxy (no i will not explain) but i keep thinking about him and i think hes SO pretty and i wanna read nsfw about him so bad cause i wanna see how people write him and i wanna imagine him in different situations and i am DROOLING over this man (emotionally)