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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

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I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

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I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

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Sorry this is all I could think

various kirby characters telling you to lock in to help motivate you

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jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

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Meta Knight: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?

Marx: Take them!

Flamberge: Punch them in the neck!

Francisca: Say thank you!

Daroach: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!

Meta Knight: ...

Meta Knight: No.

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drawfee is such a good channel because everyone contains so many multitudes what do you MEAN julia "count the posts" "im using blender" lepetit is the same person who drew that bobby hill. insanity

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Knitting club in question is just the crew of the halbird

Dedede: You know archaic Latin?

Meta Knight: I got bored with classical Latin.

Dedede: You know normal Latin?

Meta Knight: Yeah, someone from my knitting club taught me.

Dedede: YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB?

Meta Knight: You don't know everything about me, Sire. Now do you want a sweater or a scarf?

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Dedede: You know archaic Latin?

Meta Knight: I got bored with classical Latin.

Dedede: You know normal Latin?

Meta Knight: Yeah, someone from my knitting club taught me.

Dedede: YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB?

Meta Knight: You don't know everything about me, Sire. Now do you want a sweater or a scarf?

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Kirby: Okay, don't be mad. But sometimes... you can be a bit...

Dedede: Judgmental.

Meta Knight: What a stupid thing to say. Name one time I was judgmental.

Dedede: Okay.

Dedede: *hits play on a recorder*

Recording: What a stupid thing to say.

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*Post-Crystal Shards, after Kirby and Bandana Dee have become friends*

Bandana Dee: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt Kirby, you’ll kill me?

Meta Knight: No. No. If you hurt Kirby, he’s quite capable of killing you himself.

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thinking about that time I told racist white people to stop doing microagressions towards black people and some dipshit cracker got so mad at me they started cry-typing about how if black people were nicer to white people they wouldn't be racist. and then that person said the same thing to me when they block evaded.

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I was a very precocious and hyperverbal toddler and asked the “where do babies come from?” extremely young so when I was almost three I randomly slammed my fork down and demanded to know how babies get into their mommies’ bellies in the first place.

fortunately they make books for teaching your insatiably curious wannabe zoologist toddler about sexual reproduction so by the time I was in preschool I was able to explain to my classmates that bugs stuck together because they were mating and that a similar process had happened between their parents to make them and that it was all a part of the biological cycle of life and death. I would explain this even to much older children who I heard asking what mating animals and insects were doing or sharing incorrect pregnancy information.

so like you can try to shelter your kids all you want but there is a nonzero chance that a hyperverbal autistic toddler will just fucking randomly walk up to them and explain that semen can fertilize an egg cell after insertion of the penis into the vagina, creating an embryo, and that ultimately they and everyone they know are subject to mortality and will inevitably die.

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True

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Found in a 120 year old time capsule.

Full VDO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoDj4mXdqmc

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I have discovered that styes are an infliction of earth and air

I know this because the pure is an application of a mix of fire and water